Eazy E

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[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Ugh I just mistook an eraser shred for a crumb of a Smarties&, you guessed it, ate it

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Interestingly enough; What I Like About You by The Romantics is apparently hands down the most flattering song I could sing in my natural voice register

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Honestly? Having a good cry ovr an episode of MasterChef??
I’m not above that

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

My brother, without a hint of joke in his voice, just asked me what my sign was

[steve ⛵️ @stevruf]

guys you won’t believe who my number neighbor is

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Gettin good

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Anybody know how to get the font that makes the words super itty bitty?? Feel like I need that to be funnier

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

@ssamanthables Mike wazowski?? Hard yes

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

@BertschReilly Don’t you have a tire to replace or something ZING

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

The funny part of twitter is REALLY funny, but the annoying part of twitter is REALLY annoying. You know?? Like what’s the deal with that guys

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Literally brought twitter back after a 2yr hiatus to inform all of u that after a touching moment of my dad telling my brothers the songs that remind him of them, he looks me square in the soul& says that Bitch by Meredith Brooks is mine so anyways happy new yr folks

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

If anyone asks, me& @megan_dudley3 are NOT planning a trip to NYC for the sole reason to hunt down the cast of Impractical Jokers

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Still waiting for the ride at Disney where u ride on doors to try and escape Randall like Mike& Sully in Monsters inc.

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Hi my names Ellie Smith& I'll be writing my college thesis paper on why food tastes way better if it's not yours to eat

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

@megan_dudley3 Don't sit here& try and act like this "Phil Colins' song in Tarzan" isn't our song u filthy animal

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Can someone super quick check& see if it's even legal for babies to take baths bc I'm . Not . Sure .

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

Was trapped in the garage bc a scumbag raccoon was messing around& wen I got the nerve2 walk in MY OWN hOMe a scumbag spider got in my face

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

@GuyFieri https://t.co/6fLMqhwSS3

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

The guys laying tile in my bathroom are blASTING Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton& are rly vibing w it& I'm 130% sure they think I'm gone

[Eazy E @elliesmith_5]

What about that time at Disney when I saw Drake Bell& didn't kno wut to do except sing the Drake& Josh theme song as obnoxiously as possible