Ellie Timmons

MU Alum |
she/her |
crazy cat lady |
TJ Maxx enthusiast |
aspiring anthropologist

[Ellie Timmons @EllieTimmons]

@JohnCTokalenko @DavesEchoVerse @LilaGraceRose What about women with illnesses that make it harder to get pregnant. I know someone who is 22 that can't conceive

[Ellie Timmons @EllieTimmons]

@e1ysi @thatsquareguy21 @_celia_bedelia_ This! I went to pelvic PT and it made a world of difference.

[Ellie Timmons @EllieTimmons]

@_celia_bedelia_ Go see a PT! I had similar issues and have had two Endo surgeries. PT can help a lot with this particular issue

[Covie @covie_93]

This stephen miller tweet aged like stephen miller.

[Elizabeth Adewale @elizaego]

Only about 43% of women bleed the first time they have şëx.

And when it happens, it’s often due to anxiety, rough penetration or insufficient lubrication, rather than the hymen tearing.

Many women DO NOT BLEED at all.

BLEEDING IS NOT THE NORM.

[Ellie Timmons @EllieTimmons]

@Jitter_bugg69 @adamndsmith Endometriosis is tissue that is like that in the uterus. It is not tissue from the uterus. As someone who actually has the disease. Yes men can get it, but it's rare.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The war in Iran has already cost $22.8 billion.

For $22.8 billion, we could:

• Provide Medicaid to 6.8 million kids
• Build 2.6 million public housing units
• Fund Head Start for 1.3 million
• Hire 240,000 teachers
• Cancel $20,000 in student debt for 1 million borrowers

[Ellie Timmons @EllieTimmons]

@SteveSkojec I'm 28 and had those growing up

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA: “Democrats boycotting the State of the Union are immature.”

MAGA one month ago: “We’re boycotting the Super Bowl halftime show and making our own because the singer speaks Spanish.”

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I promise you women are WAY more likely to be attracted to men who own or like cats. What we’re not attracted to are dumb asses like this who think certain animals make guys less manly. Grow up.

[Ellie Timmons @EllieTimmons]

This! We have had people walk away with thousands due to scams.

[s mommy @thecavemommy]

Am I the only person who doesn’t see a problem with this? Someone who has never withdrawn such an amount of money before SHOULD be asked by tellers to make sure they’re safe, not being held hostage, avoiding a scam.

Bank tellers being skeptical of things like this is some of the only ways old people avoid being scammed out of their money. I probably should see more of a problem with this but I really don’t, it’s supposed to help keep people safe. I dunno 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“This isn’t White enough for me.”

Glad they’re finally being honest.

[Covie @covie_93]

They said charlie kirk was a unifier who respected everyone but his organization is planning a separate Superbowl halftime show because they don't like that the performer at the regular halftime show is a Latino man.

[Darwin BondGraham @DarwinBondGraha]

I know this may be difficult for some to understand, but Olympic athletes represent their nation, in all its diversity and messy beauty.

They do not represent the government.

And athletes representing a free country can speak their mind without fear of censorship.

[OMG HI KITTY!! @CatMacroz]

Oh, me? I'm not watching the super bowl tonight. I'm watching the kitten bowl.

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

America is so unserious. There has been more controversy over the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance than the immorality of those in power. Mind you, the only thing Bad Bunny did was be Puerto Rican, which is U.S. territory, might I add. 😒

[౨ৎ @sophslcver]

THE PART TWO TRAILER LOOKS EVEN BETTER THAN PART ONE IF THATS EVEN POSSIBLE WE GONNA EAT SO GOOD KFKFFKFKFKFKJFRJ

[sofia @niallsarvt]

this is EXACTLY how i pictured this scene. im in disbelief

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Marital relationship. 😂😂

[iris 🪽🏹⋆˚꩜ new fic pinned ! @geryonism]

daniel’s “no, walker was FURIOUS” destroyed me