Ellie Woods

Dog mom & lawyer

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

So…we’re all fucked, right?

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

So we’re just supposed to keep working like it’s business as usual..?

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

@shaydeofgold I had this issue last year and I’m pretty sure someone at Themis told me that you can contact them and they’ll remove assignments from your daily list

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

@msolurin The joggers constantly pulled up like capris and not wearing socks at his own wedding? He’s like a 4 year old.

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

@msolurin How did she not have her parents there?? They’re too busy to go to their daughter’s wedding!? 🙄

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

@WaitingOnBiden I ordered on 1/18 and haven’t received an email that they were shipped.

[maria__wyeth @maria__wyeth]

“Sorry for this late response to your (email/text), I have been too depressed to talk to people and too exhausted to lie about it”

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

I’m. So. Tired. Of. Everything.

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

@LizCGil I think I said this *every day* of law school.

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

@Roman_RT_ The day after my booster was terrible, but Tylenol/advil helped with the fever. Hope you feel better soon!

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

Why the fuck is @nbc interviewing insurrectionists??

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

The amount of grey hairs I keep finding is becoming offensive

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

one thing about me, i prioritize sleeping, resting, taking my time, and not rushing. productivity culture will not run me dry at such a young age.

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

@ggespinola @ToyaRochelle Omg that’s such a good idea!!

[STAR ✭ @iamstardeshay]

To the woman I’ll be this year, may she be happy, healed, and whole. May she glow, be well dressed, & succeeding. 🥂

[Ellie Woods @ellietwoods]

I want to like home alone, but all the scenes with the spider are just too much 🙈

[Melissa Korn @melissakorn]

Law grads from @univmiami with federal loans had the biggest gap between debt and earnings of any Top 100 law school. Tuition continues to rise, and salaries for most lawyers aren't keeping up. https://t.co/mEKHW71nxv

[onagapnotsew @westonpagano]

It's insane how we still have to buy tiny toothpaste and take our shoes off to board a plane 20 years after 9/11, but 800,000 Covid deaths couldn't get us a temporary vaccine/test requirement to fly.

[Hadas Thier @HadasThier]

A reminder that the shortage of Covid tests was completely manufactured for profit.