Ellie #ImACoolMom

I’ve created a monster

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Add me on #PokemonGO

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You always hear “they grow up so fast” but you don’t truly understand until you’re living it.

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I hope I always remember these sweet moments with the kids. I hope I remember the sound of their little baby feet running through the house and the feeling of their tiny hand in mine.

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I have a really bad habit of biting my nails (gross, I know) but I got a gel mani and haven’t chewed on my nails since! About 3 weeks now. But for the first time in my life I broke a nail 😩😩

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I’ve been so productive today, I shouldn’t have sat down, ow I don’t want to get back up 😆

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3 days til my arm is filled with new ink

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Do I actually have to poop or am I just hiding from my kids? 🤔

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Nothing like taking care of two screaming babies while you’re ✨d e p r e s s e d ✨

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Don’t mind me, just my normal Tuesday night dissociation 🫠

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Callum has started to sleep through the night… but now he wakes up at 7am. I’m not sure if I like this more or less then waking up once and him sleeping to 8 and having his schedule line up with Silas…. 🫠

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When someone from your past pops back up into your life suddenly, your traumas resurface in unexpected ways.

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Anyways, this is a silly thing to complain about but here I am yelling into the twitter void #firstworldprobs

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Portland has the smallest trash cans for garbage disposal ever. They only pick up every other week. Okay, fine. You’d think the recycling would be fantastic to make up for it! Recycle can is large and pick up is every week.

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And diapers take up a lot of space! I have 2 babies. I cloth diaper part time. I cant imagine how full my trash would be if I didn’t 🗑️

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I would just like to say, men are giant babies when they’re sick.

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@NerdyMysticism @stanzipotenza I mean, I probably should and this post proves it

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@gingeralefan420 Lmfao who 😂

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@NerdyMysticism @stanzipotenza Oh no 🙈 I see black and blue

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Me: “my stomach hurts”
Me *eats bag of potato chips*
Me: “hmmm don’t know why”

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Of course the power gets turned back on during nap time. So the lights flick on and wake the kids up 🙃 thanks pge