Mr. Ashtray

I play guitar

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

@MooMoondy

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

@LindseyGrahamSC

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@grantat7107 @XH_Lee23 Ok

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

@Jeremy_cheesey @HasanabiProd What? Hes not a daddy’s boy

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

@XYZBDBM @CogitoEdu You’re only 2 more scribbled notebook pages and one more hit off the pipe away from uncovering everything

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

@XYZBDBM @CogitoEdu Keep listening to the voices. They’re telling you the truth. It’s all true. That stranger was following you earlier. The headlights outside your window last night was a spy van. The birds can hear your thoughts

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

@LibertarianVlog No it didn’t, it was because of Spain

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@herainhistory https://t.co/qZDuJ3nnVl

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Idc what anyone says, sitting down to pee is way less gay than standing up. Especially since yall don’t be washing your hands, now you’re walking around with your hand smelling like cock #gay

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

My roommate chews Taco Bell like he’s slapping dick on his tongue

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Just tried peeing standing up….gonna go watch some gay porn and report back later

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Met up with a friend today for lunch and to ask him some questions (he’s gay) and guess what? He prefers peeing standing up! 🧐

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Yall ever thought about how it’s actually gayer not to sit down while you pee? 🤔

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Sitting down to pee is actually the most alpha move you can make as a man. NOT GAY! You’re conserving energy by sitting, therefore you have more when the time comes to ward off any potential predators.

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

As a man sitting down to piss feels so much less gay than standing…🫢

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

There are really Americans walking around here who can’t hit the broad side of a barn. Some of yall gotta hit the range

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Standing up too pee? Yep you guessed it, gay.

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Ur gay if you stand while you pee

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

Idc what anyone says, sitting down to pee is way less gay than standing up. Especially since yall don’t be washing your hands, now you’re walking around with your hand smelling like cock #gay

[Mr. Ashtray @elliiuum]

As a man, It’s gayer to stand up while you pee.
You look like you’re waiting for the toilet twink to pop up and suck your dick