Eli (Fartbuckle’s version)

They/them

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Portillo’s

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

having a cat is great. every day i'm like
'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i saw goody proctor speaking with her good friend mitch mcconnell this morning

[🐜🥇🍨 @AntwonGelato]

I have to say this once every World Cup cycle: I do not agree with equal pay for the USWNT. I think we should pay the men's team less.

[Eli (Fartbuckle’s version) @ellilouise]

That fucking rapist signed a $4 million contract and these players are making on average $60,000 per season!!!

[Kyle Cushman @Kyle_Cush]

The PWHLPA has voted to publicly disclose player salaries for the first time.

A guide is now available on the PWHLPA website revealing all salaries for the 2025-26 season.

https://t.co/K3gmi9PnFp

[Kyle Cushman @Kyle_Cush]

The PWHLPA has voted to publicly disclose player salaries for the first time.

A guide is now available on the PWHLPA website revealing all salaries for the 2025-26 season.

https://t.co/K3gmi9PnFp

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to deal with the vegas golden knights

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

Never have another idea ever again in ur life im so serious.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Two can play that game.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he's wrong.

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

it fucks me up mentally that electronics and magnets just got over their beef for the most part like they're chill now. my phone has a magnet on it. my pc case has a magnet on it. unsettling

[just matt @questionableway]

depaul coming up with $42 million for their new basketball facilities and then immediately proceeding to close their art museum and student theater is a pretty scathing indictment of the institution and also society as a whole

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

If you think Trump posting the picture of himself as Jesus was bad wait until you hear about how he f*cked kids.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Jesus: [breaks bread] this is my body

Jesus: [pours wine] this is my blood

Jesus: [strums the opening chords of Space Oddity] this is ground control to Major Tom

[Eli (Fartbuckle’s version) @ellilouise]

Hey parents of Chicago,

Don’t bring your toddler to a bar on the Saturday of st Patrick’s day.

[Covie @covie_93]

Can't believe the US is about to go to war with Iran because y'all didn't want six transgender athletes to play sports.

[René Kladzyk / Ziemba @ziembavision]

I got a tip yesterday that migrants in detention are having a hard time using ICE’s hotline to report sexual assaults happening within detention facilities. So I decided to call up the hotline myself.

Here’s what I learned. [THREAD]

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

This Waymo map is my moment to speak my truth. Getting from the north side redline adjacent neighborhoods to the blue line Milwaukee Ave adjacent neighborhoods via transit isn’t nearly the Herculean task people make it out to be.

[kera @2inthesinbin]

I just had to share I died laughing