Elliot Johnson

little guy with big dreams

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stay crisp

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@pdbarringer we bacon bros #merrychristmas

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"You make me bacon?"

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Why isn't dad literally "jumping in the shower"? Now he is trying to describe what a conceptual metaphor is...

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Excited to hang out with @RoccoRossano & @VienneRay while mom goes out with the "exhausted housewives"

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Vacation: whining in a new place :)

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old man belly

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Got my first haircut. Just went from hippie to hipster.

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My fav band: the Eagles #GRAMMYs

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Walkin!

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@abbeyjohnson best mom ever ❤️

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Things are looking up.

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Sleep is hard.

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I believe I can fly.

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Tooth emerges

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I think I might be allergic to the universe.

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Wait for next stop to get off the struggle bus.

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#solids