Elliot Eisner

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@JoFo112780 I think we need to have an intervention

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@JoFo112780 Ur tweets aren’t getting any better

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@Evanzsolomon @JaredHelwani @arielhelwani You’re a Canadian at heart @Evanzsolomon

[Elliot Eisner @elliote124]

I don’t post on here often, so when I do u know it’s important. Last night I witnessed a disgustingly bad tennis match. Tommy Paul got the yips in the third set tiebreaker up 6-2. He lost 6 straight points to lose the match. Might’ve been the saddest thing I’ve ever watched

[Elliot Eisner @elliote124]

Using only toilet paper to wipe your ass is like wiping mud off your car with a dry napkin and saying “yeah that works.”

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

AUSTON MATTHEWS SNIPES THE TOP CORNER FOR THE GO-AHEAD GOAL 🎯

[Elliot Eisner @elliote124]

Crossing guards are definitely liberal.
Thoughts?

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@Evanzsolomon I don’t believe it

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Bruh

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

WILLIAM ANDREW MICHAEL JUNIOR NYLANDER ALTELIUS!!!!

@OREO | #LeafsForever

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

Well, while we wait for the third...

Enjoy every goal Johnny has scored for the Buds 👉 https://t.co/bitGBLEzPX

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

Matias Maccelli chats with @ryanlesliemedia leading up to his first game against his former squad 🎙️

[Elliot Eisner @elliote124]

@JoFo112780 @jhersh9 Worst coached game of all time

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Springer dinger. Enough said

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@JoFo112780 Yikes

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@JoFo112780 Clown

[Elliot Eisner @elliote124]

@MaxMannis Happy early birthday

[Gate 14 Podcast @Gate14Pod]

JOEY LOPERFIDO = CIGS INSIDE

CHILLS

[Atl Erj @jhersh9]

Boys and girls please show love to my boy it’s his birthday. He would really appreciate it. You’ll understand when u see him. ❤️

[Elliot Eisner @elliote124]

@jhersh9 Almost as bad at the Mets

[NHL Trade Alert @NHLTradeAlert]

Jeff Marek on the DFO Rundown: Jeff thinks Dallas won’t let the Jason Robertson contract linger much past early July and that they don’t want to pay him much more than 10m a season. Links him to Anaheim if he doesn’t stay in Dallas. #TexasHockey #FlyTogether #NHL