ElliotHacker

“Hello, please damage Microsoft” —Photographs are mine (unless they aren't)

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🧵 Desert Thread 🧵

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There’s a portion of the Anza-Borrego Desert where geologic interfingering, the Salton Trough and the San Andreas Fault created a portal through time. Walk through millions of years of sediments–floods, rivers, streams, and underwater avalanches in past Salton Seas. Beautiful.

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@CSandbatch Fags somehow faggier on Substack.
Need to create cyborg pitbull rape mutants to terrorize these queers.

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@iohndee One of these days you’re going to use the Kobe Bryant crying basketball octopus w/ Michael Jackson or Hitler edit and I’ll drive off into the sunset

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@iohndee Hey!

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@BasedMikeLee Faggot

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@giantgio @iohndee @charlesmayne69 @redpilledhawk FTFY

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@CSandbatch antisemiteGPT

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@Semiogogue “That right there is a vintage dybbuk trap. Solid walnut; very reliable.”

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@Semiogogue I was thinking more wooden pegs for leather compression straps 🤷

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@iohndee Shave the mustache, add a few earrings and you have a 2000s lesbian state college guest lecturer that you later see in the cafeteria having a Cinnabon and Apple juice.

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@CSandbatch Go fishing in the historic central valley flood before heading into the sierras to survey the central pacific route through Donner Pass & Truckee River. Start building with the Chinese after drinking and staking claims for a couple years. Maybe some Yankees have an accident 🤷

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@CSandbatch there must be an archive w photos of Patton above the Salton Trough

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@verlorensteps @CSandbatch I’m sure it will survive the lithium extraction boondoggle-to-be they keep trying to push out there

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@CSandbatch What an odd pic of Richard Milhous Nixon

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@thecapitalisimo They’re a pretty deep purple when they emerge but the sun hits hard & fast up there and they green up w chlorophyll. I neglected to get each stage and wanted to make it look like liver with yesterday’s entrails.

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Prometheus on the Mountain

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@thecapitalisimo corn lily
~10,000’ Sierra Nevada, altered color in other photo and 500’ higher than this pic, up where the snow was still melting