Elliot

Sports fan, economics graduate and former rollercoaster tycoon

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@IsaacMiddlehur1 Hey, I've got a couple going. Had someone buying them but looks like they ghosted.

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@RichCawleySLP Edun was having a great game as well, but you can't get away with giving away that many high quality chances, especially to a team who were on the back foot. Two 1-on-1 situations, one was the (should have been) penalty and other was their winner. Clueless defending

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@FootballCliches One for the panel... Eintract Frankfurt described as "beyond Dreamland" at 4-1 up against Bayern on Saturday. The question is, what lies beyond Dreamland? And were they in it?

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@ITVNewsPolitics @GaryLineker @PennyMordaunt Just... Good luck with this @FootballCliches

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@footballcliches pretty sure the Radio 5 Live pundit said that Kieran Trippier will have spoken to the players "in and around him" about his previous cup final experiences. Said quite quickly so might need put it to the #adjudicationpanel 4:03pm

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@FootballCliches Adjudication Panel: BBC 5 Live 12:51pm - "whisper it quietly... but it might not be Erling Haaland's day". Double infringement?! That's not something you have to whisper quietly, and it's too early to whisper that it's not his day at 21mins in #DoubleYellow🟡🟡🔴

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@CAFCofficial @PapaJohnsUK Would love to!

[Lucy Bannerman @TimesLucy]

Shout out to the wellwisher who has stuffed a broccoli into the Buckingham Palace gates.

#queen #floraltributes

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@CAFCofficial @FootballCliches I would love to see Alan Judge really taking the plaudits for his own goal.

Also, side note that plaudit-taking is such a football-specific cliché

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@CAFCofficial @FootballCliches how does 9x "football club"s rank? Interviewer got in on the act with 2. We were nearly on for a South London "hotbed" but frustratingly denied.

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@ElunedAnderson Someone who knows a thing or two about votes of no confidence @FootballCliches

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@KatyFBrand @acw1993 @otward

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@Jesanchez3 ...by the way

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@JimmyDRFC @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare think this will be right up your street

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@FootballCliches @Carra23 Dare I resubmit "engine-roomer" as a better synonym for "workhorse" there?

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@NSaqui10 @MundialMag Haha I'll take that!

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@RichCawleySLP @FootballCliches surely it can only be described as 'comfortable'? And do thumpings begin at 3 or 4? #adjudicationpanel

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

690 Addicks made the long journey to make plenty of noise this evening 👏

Thank you for your incredible support, have a safe journey home and we'll see you at Shrewsbury!

🔴⚪ #cafc | https://t.co/f36HsGcQDw

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@LouisMend @FootballCliches Sorry Louis 😂