elliot

City, Wife, Crisps, In that order.

[elliot @elliotjtp]

there is no way you have met everyone in london in one day

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

LOVED meeting everyone in london today! ❤️💔❤️💔❤️

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

Hasan Piker gets LBC's Lewis Goodall to admit he values Jewish lives a thousand times as much as he values Palestinian lives: "I would draw a moral equivalence between those acts." 👀

[Manchester City @ManCity]

17 years ago today, Gareth Barry became a Blue! ✍️🩵

[Bernardo Silva @BernardoCSilva]

And to all Liverpool fans that have nothing else to do than to come to a Man City player account, I’m also sorry for you but for the wrong reasons...😂 pathetic... go celebrate your titles, or try to find a partner, drink a beer with a friend, read a book...🤦🏻‍♂️ so many options!😅

[Stop the War Coalition @STWuk]

"The Met themselves say that of the millions who've attended the marches the Palestine Coalition has organised there have been a miniscule number arrested and an even smaller number prosecuted for the kind of remarks the govt is referring to"

Listen to clip of our @JohnWRees on this morning's Nicky Campbell @bbc5live

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Basically every Israel-Palestine debate goes like this:

"Israel did X."

"Yeah, because the Palestinians did Y."

"Yeah, because Israel did Z."

"Yeah but only because the Arabs did A."

But if you bring the debate back far enough in time, eventually you get to the part where the western world forcibly dropped a brand new ethnostate on top of a pre-existing civilization without the permission of — and to the extreme detriment of — the people who were already living there.

Sure you can go further back and say "Oh yeah well the Jews lived there thousands of years ago," but that's just silly. There's no valid reason to believe some Jewish guy in New York City even has any meaningful lineage connecting him to that land more strongly than any random Muslim in Turkey or wherever, and even if there was, it would still be absurd to cite ancient history as the basis for a territorial claim. I'm only a few generations removed from my ancestry in Ireland and Scotland, but it would be ridiculous for me to show up demanding the home of someone who lives there.

So the original source for the grievance is clearly the artificial creation of an ethnonationalist state in the mid-20th century, and the push by Zionists and western imperialists to make it happen.

And how has that decision worked out? You see the results before you. Generations of nonstop violence and abuse, culminating in the slaughter and chaos throughout the middle east today.

This means that creating Israel was a mistake. A mistake that needs to be corrected.

Zionists will collapse into a shrieking pile of vitriol and hyperbole when you say this, claiming you're calling for the extermination of Jews, but this is false. Certainly ending a national order premised on putting the interests of Jews before Palestinians and righting the wrongs of the past would inconvenience a lot of the Jewish people who've been living there, but there's no basis for the claim that it would entail their deaths. Apartheid South Africa was dismantled without the extermination of millions of white people, and there's no reason to believe the dismantling of apartheid Israel would entail the extermination of Jews.

The Israel experiment has been tried, and it has failed. It is time to try something else.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Yesterday's 0-0 result means that Arsenal can no longer reach the 100 points mark in the Premier League.

The ONLY team in Premier League history to have reached 100 points remains Manchester City in 2017/18.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Pep going to be running for another sabbatical once Ruben Amorim is finished with him.

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

It's the point at which you realize somewhere in Israel there's a factory printing Arabic copies of Mein Kampf so they can be planted in Palestinian homes that you truly start to understand how deeply twisted this culture really is.

[Hamza Yusuf @Hamza_a96]

A student opening their results live on the BBC: “On that note, I want to say Free Palestine, end the genocide and the BBC is complicit…”

The BBC reporter quickly interjected and said “we’re here to talk about A-Level results… Gaza is a whole different subject…”

[🇺🇦 Dr Kevin O'Kane 🇺🇦 @DrOKaneAgain]

Kemi Badenoch earns £96,000 a year as an MP.

She lives with her multimillionaire banker husband in Wimbledon.

Kemi claims £36,400 a year for rent & council tax for a second home in Essex.

Kemi doesn’t believe that junior doctors are worth £22 an hour. https://t.co/vnwoc4OYWY

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Me and all my friends at the 10pm Ninga Turtle movie brother HH

[elliot @elliotjtp]

In what world is that playing the race card

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

NEW‼️Bob Vylan say they're being “targeted for speaking up” after Glastonbury.

Knew it wouldn't be long before they played the race card.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

Manchester City signed Gareth Barry #OnThisDay in 2009. Unreal player.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

LMAO. Paul Golding walked up to a decent guy, assuming he was a supporter of Britain First.

*Fuck off*

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Imagine someone reading the history of this horror in years to come. How could you possibly explain to them that Gary Linekar & Kneecap faced more repercussions during the genocide than Israel did 🤯

[elliot @elliotjtp]

@1971Gregory Still don’t think just freezing them is enough though really, at least not for single match tickets

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

On April 8, 1990, the first episode of TWIN PEAKS, "Pilot / Northwest Passage", was premiered. 35 years ago everything began to happen.

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Baroness Thatcher died this morning following a stroke according to her spokesman Lord Bell

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crooked Hillary Clinton and her team "were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information." Not fit!