Stringer BElliot

the jerk store called - they’re runnin out of you!

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Skokie just needs one more Mattress Firm to really bring the town together

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Hm. Thats almost three months.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Max Kepler has been suspended 80 games after testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

@RealEmirHan Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) when Sundance says "I CAN'T SWIM!" to Butch and Butch just cracks up laughing

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Thank you for She Caught the Katy in hard knocks. Direct tribute to the Blues Brothers

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

getting your very long password right on the first try hits different

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

white sox buyers this year? lol. jk.

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Darwin Nunez should fight Tim Anderson. And the winner would fight Jose Ramirez

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

It's gotten to a point where I'm flirting with people I meet on https://t.co/F7d9sDWA9j

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

penix hyping up the entire team made me think of:

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Letterboxd fucking rocks.

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Rangers in 4

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

does anyone else freak out when you notice the traffic color text indicator on Google maps goes from green to red

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Chicago this week be like:

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

@HoopMixOnly this guy hits the Tikeya Gadolah every day lol

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Ten Haag celebrates like the managers on Football Manager commercials

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

The brewers have such a trash fan base. Always have been, always will be

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

To the tune of Zombie 🎵

“He’s in your headddddddddd”
“Rory, Rory, Rory!!!!”

#RyderCup

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

how do some people wake up and think it’s okay to tolerate racism?

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

Even if the cubs do make the postseason, they’re gonna get stomped

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

3 Chicago streets names that rhyme with vagina:

Melvina, Paulina, and Lunt.

[Stringer BElliot @elliotmark33]

if EA came out with a reboot of NFL street I’d give them $1,000