Elliot McBride

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

Stopover in Vegas: The anticipation of the people arriving vs the cold look in the eyes of those departing #thedeparted #windowtothesoulless

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

@CharlieTwaddle I observed this whilst wiping BK grease from the corners of my fat mouth. I ain't changed..

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

A man looks dignified when he opens a newspaper and looks at his watch in one motion #dyingart

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"I mean nobody wants to admit they eat 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself."

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

New Louis Theroux episode out on the porn industry #twobirdsstonedatonce

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@loosenutlouis yeah totally and then spend it on piss. At that age you'd at least want to be spending it on crack or sumthin!

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

Lent my work 'mate' $50 so he cld drink on his 50th birthday. Would feel sorry for him, part from he's a *#%t. Kinda did it outta spite ha

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

No nightmares, just cruel dreams..

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

Two more days of unadulterated drilling..

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@CATPOWER I read Charles Burns' graphic novel Black Hole with What would the community think on repeat on headphones. Perfect accompaniment

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

"I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'that's why I'm not a heterosexual'." George Costanza #cantstandya!

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

@CharlieTwaddle ha yeah hat goes on, brains turns off. All good bro, work's pretty cruisy hence twitter has come back into my life

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@CharlieTwaddle Wadup CT3! You wear your thinking cap, I wear my hard hat..

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

@loosenutlouis Yeah think so. Get your Scouse translator handy!

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

@loosenutlouis new Irvine welsh prequel to trainspotting out called Skagboys. Should be sick

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

Rather be a gentleman than a hard man (we all know you have deeply embedded psychological issues). #gentlemaninahardmansworld

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

Not gonna let global warming fet to me, will leave the fear of burning in a lake of fire to the devout

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

Fuckin' flies #rvman

[Elliot McBride @elliotmc]

Cracking jokes about plants that don't really look like weed #workmates!