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In the pool shootin pool

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The sharks giving up 20 goals in 24 hours is so fucking rockstar

[bamer @TheOliveCandy]

Karen Butler wants to talk to the manager since heat didn’t get dame dolla

[elliot @elliotr22]

Humpty Dumpty has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

[elliot @elliotr22]

I like my hashbrowns how I like my gnar: shredded

[elliot @elliotr22]

@trdmnd Bing ding

[elliot @elliotr22]

@sarasharif98 It’s showbiz baby

[elliot @elliotr22]

“So how long you been driving Uber?” He says to his Uber driver.

[elliot @elliotr22]

What would Brad wingfield do

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Let’s fucking do this shit

[elliot @elliotr22]

Listen up fuckers

[elliot @elliotr22]

@sarasharif98 I vehemently disagree

[elliot @elliotr22]

@trdmnd They definitely ain’t kosher

[elliot @elliotr22]

@post_malogs 1v1 me

[elliot @elliotr22]

Skip the dishes needs a leaderboard

[elliot @elliotr22]

It’s not a sausage fest it’s a cockluck

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

How old you gotta be to start really enjoying trains? I feel like I’m getting there early.

[elliot @elliotr22]

@brantiusmaximus Usually need spin dip to mellow me out a bit after

[elliot @elliotr22]

Are appetizers an upper or a downer

[elliot @elliotr22]

@trdmnd Big bowl of guac got me in zombie mode