Who, me?

Big man, I'm the beta male that's gonna ruin your night 🌚 Check the link to see what I’m up to. Contact & bookings: [email protected]

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

🖤2 WEEKS, TODAY🕶️

The Rarely Social are returning to the land of dandy dons 🐑🔥 rattling the walls of @BrewDogCastleG with Tiger Drive 🐅 Glass Diet 😋 & Track Outside ⏺️

Massive thanks to the lovely AMFdiy for putting this together, and kindly inviting us to be part of it 🥰

[nathan @_nathanf38]

can’t explain how much better this is than AI slop

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

The only thing more painful than knowing how replaceable I am, is knowing that you know it too 💔

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Mate are you stupid or just looking for attention ? I am an Englishman saying well done to Scotland and I hope they go far. If Scotland played England I only want 1 winner and that’s England. That being said I enjoy the passion of the Scots and think they have a decent team. Bosh. Get over it.

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

There’s a pub by central with this on a big Saltire flag. Stopped and read it like 5 times, thinking I was having a stroke

[gordie by the sea 🇪🇸 @thetransportcr]

pub i work in already has beermats for when scotland get knocked out

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

@dognutbizkid (I meant this sincerely)

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

Stuck in the bar while The Script are on, worried about missing the start…

Then they open with Heroes while I’m being served; result 🙌

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

@dognutbizkid It’s called Superheroes. Regardless, shite song, glad I’m missing it

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

The amount of comments here just slating the cunt’s fence, man 🤣

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

This week I have received 2 high fives, and a fist-bump from 3 random strangers.

Planet might be fucked, but the culture is healing 🙏

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

FOLLOW THE ARC IS NOW AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU CONSUME YOUR MEDIA!

Thanks to all the friends, new and old, who helped us realise our vision 🫂

DON’T FORGET! We’re having a FREE ENTRY show at @BlocGlasgow tomorrow (May 23rd) to celebrate this momentous occasion 🥳

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

Sometimes you really do get back the love you put out. WWJD type shiit.

It’s REALLY hard to say, rn, but I forgive you dirty cunts 😘

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

Brainrot Frank Reynolds be like “Tung Tung Tung SaHOOR”

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

Who’s paid to keep these things cliché?

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

No one is listening. Not in the way you think they are.

IT IS 👏 ALL 👏 ABOUT 👏 OPTICS 👓

So hard to believe that, when I’m pouting, but it’s true 99% of the time.

Remember me as sexy, fun, and caring. The rest is up to you 🙂

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

Ah… I’ve fucked it, haven’t I?

Check back on this tweet when it all comes crumbling down 👍

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

𝔸 𝕘𝕚𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝔽𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔸ℝℂ, 𝕒 𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕪 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝.

𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟’𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 😊

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

𝔽𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔸ℝℂ, 𝕒 𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕪 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝.

𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖, 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝟚𝟚𝕟𝕕.

[Who, me? @elliotstradling]

@ParksidePimp NYE