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Queery {PL,Q}T. 💝

Now on Mastodon: bridged: (follow @ap.brid.gy first to enable!)

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Big f'ing sigh, okay. End of an era, I guess.

I'm doing the #Mastodon thing.

See y'all in the #Fediverse: https://t.co/8gA4ASHK9P

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@raphaelschaad are there any intentions to ever allow sources other than Google’s nightmare-hellacape-dataverse? /=

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@CaspianFan30 @thecybergrind wat

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When was the last time, for all of history, that someone ‘butt-dialled?’ #tbt #whoa #nexxy

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@TenOneDesign Hey, is the Mountie+ discontinued? I'd love a replacement for my broken one ;_;

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(also hi it's been ages. also, because i say it every time i open this hellscape-app — any chance you've got a Mastodon somewhere that I couldn't find?? 😩)

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@coreyhaines not sure if this is the best place to reach out — looks like I made an account on y'all's Chicago Tech slack years and years ago; but it's got a 2FA that I don't have access to.

Can you disable 2FA on my account? Happy to verify my identity however you like. 💀

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@bellmar @strangeloop_stl hey! great talk; two quick things

1. are you somewhere less fashy that i can follow your work — Masto? GitHub?, and

2. having a surprisingly hard time finding a link to Fault, you should include it in your bio or something! mind dropping a doc for me to share w/ the coworkers?

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@teej_dv yo, shoulda asked — dragging a few people out to dinner before the party, if you want to join

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@trishume just got to the bottom of your metaprogramming break-down, and was like "oh my god it's by the twitter-on-one-machine dude! of _course_!"

your blog is my new favourite.

any chance you're on the Fediverse somewhere? :D

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@fuekiin I know there's nothing you can do about it, but you are aware, at least, that the free “NightOwl” app you sold is being turned into a botnet? /=

https://t.co/ieeP0XvSZO, https://t.co/xbPmBShHK2

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@ChelseaisBeta also HI it's been a million years. text me sometime — number hasn't changed. I'd love a catch up some day! 👏

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@ChelseaisBeta there's still folks reaching out once in a blue moon to be like "hey, didn't you give me Bitcoin for christmas, once?"

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@_idkjs hey, you on Mastodon, by any chance?

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@wouterswierstra You didn't post a link to your profile! How can we find you on the fediverse? (=

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@mattjay @rleggos Boulder! Or Golden.

I’m new here but I’m very excited. Been wanting to move here for ages.

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(regular reminder that i’m over on The Other Place now. screw this musky-and-not-in-the-good-way noise. https://t.co/8gA4ASHK9P)

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my twitter app is obsessed with @cooIboobs. i get a push notification about her tweets at least once a day.

literally nothing else. no other notifications. this app is apparently entirely about … @cooIboobs.

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@whitequark @atomicthumbs i’m so honored

[Javier Chávarri @javierwchavarri]

For the last months, we've been working hard to integrate Melange and Dune, and dogfooding it to build the whole frontend codebase at Ahrefs. It is now reaching a point where it has enough features and performance to replace our current stack.

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@ttscoff y’all on Discord??

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@ttscoff oh man it's been ages, how are you? just came across your name on https://t.co/X0x6v5amW2, and _wow_ that's a throwback.