Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ

Fmr. Onion News Network writer. Motion GFX guy. Vid editor. Musician. Artist. Heterotroph. He/Him. Pretty sure I saw H. Jon Benjamin on a subway platform once.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Okay, folks: how do YOU think the world is going to end by 2030?

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Like I said, fuck Elon Musk.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

CHARLES: I’ve been waiting 73 years for this! Okay, fuckers: bow before Charlzor, Dictator-God of Everything! Blue cars are now illegal! Blue clothing is mandatory! Nuke Portugal! Make the letter Y punishable by death! Build me a 10,000 foot statue of me fucking a tiger! WHOOOOO!

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

So long, bodily autonomy, it’s been good to know ya.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Back to my break. I’ve really been good at avoiding this shit and being off Twitter but this is too nuts to miss out on. See you around!

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

He got owned on Twitter so often he figured it was his turn to own them.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Back to break now. See ya ‘round.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Coming back from my break briefly to say fuck Elon Musk.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Okay, back to my break. For real.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Life gets better. APRIL FOOLS!

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Everybody always says “I’m gonna take a break from this hellsite” and then never gets around to doing it.

So I’m going to do it. At least until my mental health’s recovered a bit.

See you around, maybe. And take care of yourselves.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

@BadMedicalTakes “Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” - Jack Handey

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

@TBranin @JohnDiesattheEn That last line is such a gut punch.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

@pmiscove Every once in a while they nominate an Elliott Smith’s “Miss Misery” or an Aimee Mann’s “Save Me” that will inevitably lose to “My Heart Will Go On” or that fucking Tarzan song.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

@GBBranstetter “How dare you try to win an argument by being right.”

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@CinemaMonsieur Gotta love this wax figure of Adam Driver as Jesus.

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

Dictatorships happen when powerful people are terrified they won’t survive a democracy.

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

This is the real batman

[Elliott “Insert Gag Here” Christ @elliottchrist]

I’ve come to chew gum and misquote the film They Live. Does anyone have any gum?

[Frank Oz @TheFrankOzJam]

Emilio Delgaudo. I had no idea you were so sick. Seeing you a few months ago I told you how cool you looked. And you did. I never thought for a moment you were sick. So sorry for your loved ones. So glad I was able to experience your talent and warm smile.

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

gotta be one of the best crowd reaction shots ever