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Footballer at Crustypants FC ⚽️ Have been to Oovoo Javer, it was awful

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@CaptEggcellent Hidden Video Game Detail - In Starfield on Lantana II Science Facility, you can find a data slate telling employees to stop missing robots by making them make coffees. In the next room, you can activate a robot, and in its inventory will be an espresso.

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@NFLFantasy Kareem wasn't showing as Q for me but was for Jorgé. It cost me the league

My wife has left me

I'm in financial ruin

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Guys i already checked 2024 its a bit shit so we’re just gonna do 2023 again if its cool with everyone?

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that Eze penalty is so rude man..

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@billygraham010 @Sandford_Police Bottle of Dior Homme breaking the sound barrier as it sends some punk to the shadow realm

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@SoVeryBritish Classic Bude

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If i could time travel i’d go back in time to when mr john fajita was inventing the fajita and tell him to keep up that good shit

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the ‘had’ carries a lot of weight on the ‘Old MacDonald had a farm’ song. makes me wonder if i accidentally listed an invasive species and DEFRA shut his ass down.

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“I’ve got a bone to pick with you!”
“What the fuck?”
“Don’t tell me you forgot about our couple’s bone picking class!”

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@CPFC

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm quite a lonely person but recently served on a jury for an extended period of time. It was a horrific case but it was the happiest time of my life. My fellow jurors have become my friends.

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@billygraham010 What are you some kinda piss nerd

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Rip Henry IV you would have loved those spikey gel mat things they put in urinals

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@billygraham010 Splashback killed more medieval peasants than the plague

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Why is there no British Shaggers Islands

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Leaning back too far on your chair in class has a 100% mortality rate

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@StokeyyG2 Eze and Olise

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@CPFC

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Gary: “My parents gave me the worst name!”

Cornelius: “No, MY parents gave me the worst name!”

Fat Virgin Loser:

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*attempting to purchase a ps5 with no money*
Me: “please i’ll be your best friend”