Jim

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@erastourticks @LucasOilStadium @taylorswift13 Include me into the drawing please!

[Wasteland Capital @ecommerceshares]

This is not some sh*tcoin or Ponzi-stock, this is the UK Government’s 40-yr bond. Imagine being close to retirement & buying this close to 100 in Dec last year because you were told “stocks are too risky”, and now sitting with it at 25. And your yield is still only 4.7%.

Yikes.

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@P4b57_0B4N @teslaownersSV @elonmusk Exactly, like an oil change for example? 😉

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@jamesedparkin @massivefamily Anecdotal, but I have always paid off cars early and never saw more than a minor temporary dip.

[michal Naka @michalnaka]

An Italian hospital ran out of ICU valves. A local biz brought a 3D printer to the hospital, redesigned & produced the valves in a few hours.

“At the time of writing, 10 patients are accompanied in breathing by a machine that uses a 3D printed valve.”

https://t.co/HjjdYKZvyS

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

80% of Americans account for just 8% of stock ownership.

The stock market is a horrible barometer for gauging the pulse of what is going on with the average American.

Stock prices rising helps them minimally at best.

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@RealBobbyDino Been there and don’t mind getting ‘hustled’. A woman and child in a stroller (too old/big for the stroller mind you), and I gave her $20. The fact she’s out there means she needs it more than me. I don’t plan on dying with $0 in the bank.

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@Rugged_Legacy There are many loving fathers in this thread

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@fatehshernu I recently made a choice I knew was right, but couldn’t explain why, this helps, thank you.

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@BenHowe Told my daughter’s teacher I do math for a living, her reply, “oh, you’re a math teacher?”

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Tap picture, swipe up, and watch Superman fly

[MJ @morganisawizard]

“are u free tonight?”
“as free as our market”
“sooo.. yes?”
“..bitch do u even know what a tariff is”

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@nntaleb has written earnestly about this!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

World's Greatest Athlete Forced Back Into Diamond Mine At Gunpoint https://t.co/NsgOJLL2F5

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Two animals operating off pure instinct @icanteven (via Ig/justinthomas0)

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@overworked95 @TalebWisdom @nntaleb Macro = large, like we should have universal income. Micro would be how to pay for it. 😉

[. @StockCats_2009]

Memorial Day Weekend:

Wall Street is headed to the Hamptons

Main Street is headed to the Hampton Inns

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@dailydirtnap My old man took me to the post office to get a tax form, told me to fill it out. Still do my taxes (turbot tax) 23 years later.

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@DCmuffintop @HenryCejudo I have finally decided he’s in on the joke. Wasn’t sure until now, like him even more!

[Jim @elliottjim0]

@Cernovich Careful Mike ;) @Benaskren