Rev. Simon Elliott

Born down south, live up north. Retiring as vicar of 6 gorgeous Yorkshire Wolds parishes in April 2024. Life moves on...

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Afternoon, WG...! 🏏

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

Afternoon all.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

@MissE_HCPS @HuttonCran Have fun, all...!

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Jacob Rees-Mogg seems here to express trust (paradoxically) that the EU will check every bit of food that leaves its borders and comes into the UK. Why should they? We've left the EU, we're not in the club any more.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Jacob Rees-Mogg struggles to accept that UK farming is worse off outside the EU

Liz Webster patiently corrects him and he repeatedly doubles down @LizWebsterSBF

A must watch on how certain ideologies corrupt and shame people

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

@caravanmediapr I don't know what to say but I found your post really poignant.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Super, gritty player.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

What a picture...!

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

Not too bad at all.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

@me_awareness So sad to read this. Please accept my sincerest condolences.

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

I was waiting for this tweet. A huge thank you to @BBCSport and @bbctms for ensuring we can all enjoy EVERY BALL of EVERY MATCH again this season.

It’s an invaluable public service and means so much to so many people 👏👏👏

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

May I suggest the following solution to the person posing the question...? https://t.co/lhUj2d249H

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Thanks to the Daily Telegraph for the most Alan Partridge headline ever.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

That's great, thanks for posting.

[The Vicar's Wife @thevicarswife]

Just out of the oven: a communion loaf to celebrate the risen Saviour.
The Greek means ' Jesus Wins'. 💪

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Lovely photo, thanks for sharing it.

[Ruth Lampard @ruth_lampard]

Holy Saturday.
Up the park.
Kiddies fairground booming behind.

Just gave my wedding dress &
Best Ever Little Black Dress
to @oxfamgb

Out of the cupboard &
hopefully to bring joy in the wearing
& support through the donation
to others.

An emptying out for
new life to come.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

And who is going to consume them, @TimLihoreau...?!

[Tim Lihoreau @TimLihoreau]

Mrs L has baked biscuits for The Littles to ice tomorrow!
#HappyEaster

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Well done, boys, no broken bones in evidence there...!

[Charles Bristow @CharlesBristow]

They lads have returned from ⛷️⁦ , good to have a noisy house again ⁦@thecatbristow⁩

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Kerry O’Keeffe.

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

You can go for a beer with one cricket dead or alive.

Who is it?

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

I’m going to pretend it’s autumn and have an extra hour in bed.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

So... that's at least two reasons why I'd prefer to be chased by Usain Bolt.

[Bobby Don Welch @Bobby_Don_Welch]

@petenajarian 30 mph
Maximum, Adult
Grizzly bears can run at speeds up to 30 miles per. hour. To compare, Usain Bolt was clocked at 27.8. mph during the 100 meter sprint.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

I'm not anti-the Hundred but a cost / benefit analysis surely needs to be done.

[Annie Chave @AnnieChave]

‘Over the coming months, they will confirm the future of the Hundred – the divisive tournament that now commands the same ECB annual expenditure as the men’s, women’s and disability England teams combined.’

I sure hope it’s worth it. I honestly do.

https://t.co/8J56wksdlX

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Looks like a double standard to me.

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Love this hymn.

[Daniel Clements @orguemystique]

Every year on Maundy Thursday I think: this is surely the most moving combination of words and music in the history of Anglican hymnody

[Rev. Simon Elliott @elliottrev66]

Is this any surprise to anyone...? Brexit put up stiff barriers to people coming in from the EU, creating an employment vacuum, which would inevitably have to be filled by people coming in from outside the EU.