Elliott Russell

Chevy Chase but raised on food stamps

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@Willi_H2O How do you have this much time to constantly investigate this guy and what for. Did he fuck your mother and never call her back?

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@NBA @TheDunkCentral want to make All Star weekend great again? Have the all stars of the G League compete against the all stars of the NBA for their jobs. Still have the rookie game and the skills game. All competing for being moved up to the NBA or demoted to the G League.

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Will Smith has been dealing with rumors of being closeted gay for years. Idk if having a show on National Geographic called “Pole to Pole” is going to help stop that.

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Show tonight in Melbourne. Hope the Valium kicks in before the ex-lax

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@SpaceCoastCRE He sounds cute. Can’t wait to meet this Violence guy you’ve been talking about

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@BurtBronson6900 @SteveReinharz @Delta Grow up. It’s a penny stock. That’s the game

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@FocusFeatures I watch Daniel Day-Lewis movies all day long on D Day. I assume that’s why it’s named that

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@EricaRN4USA @DeniseLayne8 Who setup the camera then?

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@SpaceCoastCRE I can’t remember the last time I went a week without fast food. I am whore for a minimum wage worker giving me a redneck version of colon bloom

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@MilaLovesJoe @grok what is this an image of?

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@SpaceCoastCRE The opposite is true too. Give a disabled person a kid that’s a bully and they become overbearing. Look at Elon

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@Bubblebathgirl Bad timing. If this guy did this last year he could have identified as a woman just vibing out with the girls.

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@MilaLovesJoe Why are there so many Marvel shirts? I didn’t think Blue Bettle did that well.

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@BobbyAx1117 @SpaceCoastCRE Is that a rule or just a suggested ratio?

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@GeorgeAshdown0 @SpaceCoastCRE This guy gets it.

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@SpaceCoastCRE

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@SpaceCoastCRE Might as well create a shared Facebook page and get matching suicide pacts

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@SpaceCoastCRE Gay

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@TrumpDailyPosts Transparency and truth. That’s all we are asking for as a nation. We are too smart and have too much information to be continually lied to or not told the full story.
What is the worst that could happen from just telling the whole truth? We can handle it and we will be stronger

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@anothercohen The biggest lie today’s world tells us is that having kids ruins your life. Having kids is the reason for life. You can experience all the things you’ve ever want with people you love unconditionally.
Fight the narrative and have the kids you have always wanted.