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[Ellis @elliseckles]

I feel like people are sleeping on the term “weenie” as an insult. #Gotcha

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I swear sometime Siri is so #dumb Like in what world am I trying to say “Eyes tart work at 12?” #Hello #CommonSense

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A great big thank you to Google Docs for continuing to remind me that I've spelled "restaurant" wrong. #WhereWouldIBeWithoutYou

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Although mosquitoes and cockroaches are pretty bad... Might need some time to rethink my most despised bugs rankings.

[Ellis @elliseckles]

Just for clarification, June Bugs are small, brown, flying beetles that apparently thrive on being the bane of my existence. #Annoyed #AnyBugIsBetter #ExceptThePoisonousOnes

[Ellis @elliseckles]

June bugs are the worst. One flew into my room tonight, which I promptly lost. Despite thorough investigation the little twerp evaded capture. As soon I turned off light and was about to fall asleep the gross little bug flew right into my face. Have I mentioned I hate June bugs?

[Ellis @elliseckles]

Have you ever realized that Sia is the real life Hannah Montana?

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Honestly, one has to be very careful what they eat before wearing a mask. #GarlicBreath

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You know you’ve made it when you become someone’s Instagram giveaway tag.

[Ellis @elliseckles]

You know it's under 70 degrees in LA when everyone starts wearing parkas. #Brrr

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Awaiting election results as I'm nervously eating plain brown rice. #WhoWillWin

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I think I’ve eaten half my weight in @Butterfinger over the last three days. #CantStopWontStop

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Yesterday feels like three weeks ago and three weeks ago feels like yesterday #WhatIsGoingOn

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Haha when you record your whole self tape only to find out you accidentally filmed it all in slowmo. #Take108

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You know you’ve made it when you’ve become someone’s social media giveaway tag. #HopeYouAllWin

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Wowie. Another earthquake. #Hello2020

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You know your way off when even spell check has no idea what word you’re trying to spell. #help

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I swear statistics is like taking a semester of riddles. #ILikedRiddles

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I swear. Some hand sanitizers smell like absolute B. O. #WhatDidIJustPutOnMyHands

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Pet peeve #5014: Glasses with the little nose bibs that get stuck in your hair every. single. time. #NoMoreNubs