E'LLISE TROSCLAIR

28 || UL alumna || 1Cor. 16:14 || CML❣️ || BML 🎀

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart"
-Anne Frank

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

@JerseyShore
@snooki
@RealRonnieMagro
@DJPaulyD
@SammiSweetheart
@VINNYGUADAGNINO
@ItsTheSituation

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

couples who should have been end game:

peyton + jake
caroline + klaus
serena + nate

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𝓬𝓱𝓵𝓸𝓮 @itzzzachloe]

drunk at the bar and it’s a pack of cigs

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

I need something to make me feel the way I felt reading haunting adeline for the first time

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

clean house, candles + bad weather >

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

it’s the little things

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

cinco

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

How to keep a man:

1. Stress him out
2. Be difficult and unpredictable
3. Have good pussy

[alondra @alondramaren]

I hope your future husband looks at you & wants to make more money just to spend it on you. Amen

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

mom brain is diabolical because why did i say “i put an air pod in the washing machine” TRYING TO SAY i put a dishwasher pod in the dishwasher

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How I expect to be treated even tho I'm a fucking bitch

[🦂 @allldiamonds]

*has fat ass and great tits and a pretty face and a great smile*
wow everyone is so nice to me!

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

nothingggggggg I hate more as a new mama than the “just wait” comments

[E'LLISE TROSCLAIR @ellisetrosclair]

maybe you could be a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree

[Scar @Scar_444_]

@yungnstackin we lowkey need drunk white girls to run the suicide hotline

[ひ @yungnstackin]

white girls finding out you're not having fun is the equivalent of a black grandmother finding out you haven't eaten.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

and this is how a man supposed to act once you enter his life

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

I have seen my future and it is bright