ellizard

tony hawk’s pro hater 2 / sush guzzler extraordinaire / tigger in drag / lil academia nut / CEO of yap / we are the dead

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

In a nearby town years back, someone raped a special needs girl.

The local boys got wind of it, captured the perpetrator, took him to a nearby barn, and proceeded to bullwhip him nearly to death.

In a similar incident, someone else got dragged behind a truck by his feet with a rope for half a mile down a gravel road.

And of course, there's Gary Plauche.

My point is that when the public feels as though the legal system cannot be depended upon to suitably punish evil, eventually they will deal with it themselves in the manner of their ancestors.

[rissa.mp4 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

Rene Magritte eat your heart out

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[summer @transgendererer]

It really feels like at least the Top 10 most like significant Shakespeare plays should be running in nyc at all times. Like, what do you mean I can't just SEE the tempest, whenever I want? And there's no city I could move to where I could? What's the point of this chud planet

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

I love Plato's allegory of the cave, because he's so clearly searching for television as an example, but it won't be invented for thousands of years, so he has to basically invent the concept of a projector (light source + shadow puppets) just for his hypothetical to work.

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Lunchbox🐔🗣️ @fishin4l0ve]

Ive talked about how gothic horror is a fear of the remains of a now dead decadence of the past, ie haunted castles or old haunted mansions. Our modern version of this is evidently empty shopping malls and anamatronic pizzaria arcades

[вlαnc @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Michael @yosoymichael]

STOP GETTING RID OF YOUR BIG NOSES.

[MARS @moonbeamsmaria]

one bad thing about reading classics is now im so strict about prose 😭 sometimes i just wanna read slop but i physically CAN’T

[ellizard @ellizard_]

pussy got pink pervert power of persuasion #pride #post

[Bobby J. Nicholas III @HeyHeyBobbyJ]

Photos of Hayley Williams at @kilbyblockparty by me for ANTICS Magazine.

More photos - Bobbograph on IG

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

neighborhood child with a noble cause

[cora @derhausputz]

ngl if you are a woman who is fine with your male partner watching porn you are a # cuck