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[proud to be female @ellleeah]

New account!!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/1hS0GoNm5Y

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

My friends: Spend 3 hours discussing Syria on a wildly successful podcast

Me: involved in a blood feud with an employee at Dunkin Donuts

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Lately I've been listening to Patsy Cline a lot, is this seasonal depression?

[mc @maryyclairee]

just wanted to hop on here to let everyone know I am accepting holiday donations in the form of Kylie cosmetics

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

It appears a lot of people unfollowed me for making political tweets, jokes on you, I'm going to make a good tweet soon, I can feel it

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Me in a relationship: I'm uncertain these small compromises are worth not being alone
Me at Costco: I bought 1,100 lbs of cashews to save 4%

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

It appears my new medication not only helps with my anxiety but causes intense diarrhea. Finally things are looking up for your pal Matty

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

I've been catfished several times on dating sites by dogs pretending to be women,who get me drunk and make me rub their bellies for 4 hours

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

A Vice Presidential debate seems like 2 guys fighting over who gets to date a girl if her boyfriend dies