Elise Sims

provider of charm and wit since 1996

[Elise Sims @elllliiss]

orion sun w/ cruza tn boys

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nothing makes me scroll faster than an asmr video

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open toed shoes at the airport is wild why would you do that

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One major plus about the way my brain works is that when I get drunk I don't text exes I just post music shit on my ig story

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@notoriusflirt 💀 hahahaha

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11:26AM lunch at Captain D's

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@notoriusflirt trying to make a meet cute happen

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The first rule of Fight Club is that for the first 30 minutes of the movie you're not sure that it's Fight Club and you double check to make sure you're watching the correct film

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sometimes I wish I was more outgoing because y'all are really missing out on some top-tier humor. like, I am hilarious

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Hill St is aptly named.

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ngl momocon frightens me

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@theshadowbaby Yummyyyy

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sorry I can't make it I'm watching Wiz Khalifa and his puppy on tiktok

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I really thought some of yall were siblings until today

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Not me clicking on that Netflix show to see what happened to Usher Raymond IV

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thinking about the flock of youths I saw shazam Didn't Cha Know 🥲 Welcome, children ❤️

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Is the bass line from Sade's Feel No Pain used on Just So You Remember by Pusha T?

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Obviously I want to know your favorite music, but I'm also interested in your forbidden few. The shit that comes on and you're like respectfully but immediately no. Mine is Mumford & Sons, followed closely by Twenty One Pilots. (I'm so sorry if either of y'all see this tweet)

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you drunk buy shit on Amazon I drunk buy concert tickets we are not the same

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ngl idk what momocon is