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She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

[billboard hip-hop/r&b @billboardhiphop]

Lil Wayne brings out LL COOL J to perform “Rock the Bells” at MSG

[Bri @SittingPrettyB]

aight lil Wayne dragging it now .. a whole hour and a half late it crazy

[🙃🌻💛 @ello_YoungBless]

Overheard a bunch of blonde yoga girls in California while looking at wild seals:

“Don’t seals eat birds and fish?”
“Yea”
“So why are they so fat? Isn’t that protein? Isn’t protein supposed to make you lean?”
“I can imagine seals don’t know a lot about portion control.”

[🙃🌻💛 @ello_YoungBless]

The part I miss most about childhood is not having to leave family christmas and instantly book a therapy session and pop a xanny.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

when you're 26 you can either shoot a healthcare ceo or recieve a 15-year $765 million deal with the new york mets

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump:

“It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[����ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[big bad baz 💫 @_jazminamber]

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

[🙃🌻💛 @ello_YoungBless]

The fact that a train crackhead walked up to me with a family sized package of Oreos and offered me one is living rent-free in my head.

[felix PVF 🐥 @ifyoulethimstay]

why does trump always sound like he’s playing cards against humanity

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one

[Nikki @TheNikkiRosa]

Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.

[BlessingTeaches @BlessingTeaches]

@ms_bee_teacher Trying to get my students BINDERS for our HS math class! I want to teach them organization and how to look back at their notes. I work at a title 1 school. Last year I asked the students to buy their own and learned many struggled to afford it. Pls help.

https://t.co/mKqV7WofsR

[🙃🌻💛 @ello_YoungBless]

Are you even a New Yorker if you haven’t cried on a crowded train?