Overheard a bunch of blonde yoga girls in California while looking at wild seals:
“Don’t seals eat birds and fish?”
“Yea”
“So why are they so fat? Isn’t that protein? Isn’t protein supposed to make you lean?”
“I can imagine seals don’t know a lot about portion control.”
Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump:
“It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”
@ms_bee_teacher Trying to get my students BINDERS for our HS math class! I want to teach them organization and how to look back at their notes. I work at a title 1 school. Last year I asked the students to buy their own and learned many struggled to afford it. Pls help.
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