Brandon Bennett

Founding father to Ellory and Ansley

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

#BillsFanMail I did get one letter from the mother of a son who got into 6 different colleges and she attributed it to his essay on Captain Kirk and she wanted me to read it. It was about Chris Pine. 😳😢

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Having matching donor organs in case anything happens to me is a true blessing. #HappyFathersDay

[IT'S ME!!!!! @MissLeeLee328]

#NBAFinals Jr Smith going to the locker room like...

[Brandon Bennett @ellorysdad]

Freaking 104am. I am reading #JRSmith tweets like they are a historic novel people can't put down. I didn't even watch the game. Twitter always wins the internet!

[Robert Berkey @RunReb42]

@ColemanESPN jr smith took it back like he was playing 21!!!!

[El Jefe @klutchfamilia]

@WindhorstESPN What if JR Smith saw 14 million possible outcomes and this is the only way the Cavs win this series?

[steve cook @stevecook]

The good news for the Cavs is that this won’t affect JR Smith playing in game 2 since he thinks they’re up 1-0.

[YourSports @YourSports]

JR Smith... 💀😅

(Pic via @natt0) #NBAFinals

[Brandon Bennett @ellorysdad]

@CrystalTrunnel https://t.co/p54mMAt0Nc

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"Season 4 of Cavs vs. Warriors was recorded in front of a live studio audience."

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You know how playground slides have that rubber mulch around them now? We didn't need it because our falls were cushioned by the chipped teeth of children who previously had played there.

[Brandon Bennett @ellorysdad]

@CrystalTrunnel https://t.co/NUSJxyOSXx

[Rich Porter @LEGENDARYQU4N]

he looks like this so they can look like this

[Brandon Bennett @ellorysdad]

@CrystalTrunnel https://t.co/EU7xQj3nnZ

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kenny Loggins rode right into the danger zone when he inked a 10-day contract with the Lakers - hang on, being told that's just Pat Riley.

[ESPN @espn]

On This Date: Scottie Pippen had one of the most disrespectful dunks of all time during the 1994 playoffs.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kids getting thrown off right and left. Total carnage. Wails of anguish. Not one adult gave a single shit about it.

[Gator Mc Clusky @GClusky]

If you care about the royal wedding do your self a favor and get a hobby part time job or take up a sport!! just please do something with your life!!!

[Josh Charles @MrJoshCharles]

Cheerios need to calm down.

[Brandon Bennett @ellorysdad]

@CrystalTrunnel You could do it easy. It's drill team, with your hands. #MrsTurnage

[Brandon Bennett @ellorysdad]

There is no way I could play in today's #NBA. I could never remember all the handshakes. https://t.co/wAv55Wumj0

[Captain Khaki (BET) @faux_four]

I'm thinking about buying a bike....