Professional butt plug

There's always money in the banana stand

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

fuck this is so fucking funny

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[‏ً @fwcodex]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[mateo🫀 @melofknblonde]

just heard this on the tl WTF????? sooooooooo good???!??!??

[vixtor is disrespectful @PasiniAnatomy]

the way ive never seen this video before and now i cant stop watching it

[es ⁶³ @estelsstuff]

Him as Benoit Blanc's rival where they parted ways after a case and now must reunite to solve one together

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

According to psychology, chronic people pleasing isn't actually a character trait of kindness it’s a trauma response. It’s a subconscious survival mechanism designed to seek safety through validation because, at some point in your life, you learned that being authentic meant being rejected.

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through a fungal network. Where octopuses dream.
Where elephants return to the bones of the deceased and stand over them in silence. Where bees use dance to communicate where to fly and where the flower is.
Where crows remember the faces of people who were cruel to them and pass this memory to their children.
Where ants build cities. Where cats purr at a frequency that accelerates the healing of bones.
Where, after a forest fire, the first thing the earth does is grow flowers.

[princess ⚢ ₊⊹ ୨ৎ mdni @liltiddyemogf]

i used to be so worried abt making sure i wasn’t overstepping any boundaries while letting them trample all over me and mine

[saira 🦇༉‧₊˚. @sairaspooks]

my best friend is watching lord of the rings for the first time and today i’m joining her to watch the two towers which means i get to tell her the thing. i have waited my whole life for this moment

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[Ajibola @4jibola]

half of my day is just me convincing myself not to give up on everything.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"As a man-"

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

mourning all the lives i could have lived if i was a little braver

[𓃵 @Themalickwrld]

J'ai demandé a mon vieux voisin le Pourquoi je ne devrais pas retourner avec mon ex ? Il me balance que :
Si tu vois le même arbre 2 fois dans une forêt c'est que tu t'es perdu