ellie

mishu mama

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

baboon the absolute no.1 scariest animal. i think I would rather die literally any other way than by baboon. and then there is the concept of two baboons? don’t even want to go there

[brent @murrman5]

yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

cashiers in airport cafes are deadpan royalty. i’d sincerely like to know how they can charge 10€ for a coffee and croissant with a straight face. inspiring

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

a poem i wrote very quickly just now. don’t know where to put it or even to put it somewhere at all but it’ll be here while i decide

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

i don’t know how to say this but… welcome to the great british baby got backstreet’s back bacon off broadway bake off

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

infuriating, nay, humbling to book a flight in completely the wrong month, cancel it 4 minutes later, and be charged half its value in administrative fees 🙌🥰 that 👏 is 👏 showbiz 👏 baby 👏

[Anthony Nolan @AnthonyNolan]

🚨 PLEASE SHARE – Maggie needs a match

14-year-old Maggie is currently in hospital and urgently needs a stem cell transplant to cure her Acute Myeloid Leukemia.

Aged 16-30? Join the stem cell register.
➡️ https://t.co/cDGZyQFBn6

#match4maggie

[simon wilkes @simonwilkes13]

If you are aged 16-30 you could be Maggies LIFESAVER 🙏, 2,000+ others around the country are in similar situations to Maggie & need to find that “MATCH” to save there life.
Click the link & DO IT NOW, sign up 🙏🙏🙏

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

slo glo light setting can get foiked x makes me
want to vom

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

some great discounts on counselling for single mums fyi lol💅 x

[Anthony Nolan @AnthonyNolan]

At Anthony Nolan we’re incredibly proud to have played a part in this revolutionary breakthrough in leukaemia therapy. We’re so pleased to see Alyssa help pave the way for new cancer treatments and wish her and her family a wonderful Christmas. 💚

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

pretty cool that it’s like emrata, julia fox, and like me, u know?

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

WONT STOP BOOSTING UNTIL WE GET A #MATCH4MAGGIE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Anthony Nolan @AnthonyNolan]

🚨 PLEASE SHARE – Maggie needs a match

14-year-old Maggie is currently in hospital and urgently needs a stem cell transplant to cure her Acute Myeloid Leukemia.

Aged 16-30? Join the stem cell register.
➡️ https://t.co/cDGZyQFBn6

#match4maggie

[Sarah Ferguson (Fergie) @sarahMFergie15]

I was so sorry to learn about Maggie’s diagnosis and have been thinking about her courage as she waits for news of a stem cell donor. I am supporting #Match4Maggie and am asking everybody to please consider joining the Anthony Nolan stem cell register & share.❤️

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

having a baby actually pretty embarrassing cos its a visual indicator that i a) have had sex at least once and b) care about someone other than myself? yikes

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

genuinely not being a sarcastic snob when i ask whether this is satire

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

p!nk was so right what’s the dealio

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

was awarded “employee of the quarter” today lmaoooooo i have truly hoodwinked this poor company :)

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

been looking after tommy solo in the french mountains this month, i have a 9-5 and the wifi here is very very bad. its a miracle i haven’t been fired but there’s still time!!

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

still en france. had a meeting today and couldnt hear most of it cos tommy was havin an absolute belter lol. someone asked me a question and had to sheepishly unmute mself .. if the jig wasnt up before it is now lol question is will i be #dismissed tomorrow ??

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

muting “thread” has been a tru game changer for me. next up is “here’s why” and “👇” say what u will but i refuse to be taught anything on twitter xx

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

@ChaneleMcG i like cafelito in lavapies, palacio de cristal in retiro park, bite me cafe, the greenhouse in arganzuela, the reina sofía gallery, biang biang bar ! :)

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

@greytime no idea how long i’ll b there but hope i get enough time to see u?!!?!

[ellie @ellsbbxo]

going to engaland tomorrow :)