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[emi @vxmpcore_]

if i was a horse and i was led to diet coke i would drink it

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Once you've experienced remote work in your career, you realize how much draining the office actually is.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[nikita @poohthebear0]

not a single nonchalant bone in my body, I see the sky change color and I’m jumping like a fool

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

I don’t want to hear about my carbon footprint ever again. https://t.co/cs8t9619dx

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Son you are 18 now would you rather inhale toxic fumes or stare at excel for 8 hours a day

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Might be the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time. Legit laughed out loud when he went for the scooter

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Everyone talking about the Spotify logo but I’m still salty from when Instagram updated

[‏ؘ @M4rshallfcb2]

Sere el unico retrasado que cada vez lo veo en el mobil pienso que se me esta actualizando

[5 @txrxvc]

toronto weather acting like it’s too shy to get hotter than 12 degrees

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

every now and then i become hyperaware of my name

[Softboy @softboywin]

Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

Canada is a lawless place why is a softcover book $30

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Giving it a cute name like "Lunch & Learn" doesn't change the fact that you are asking me to work through my lunch hour.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Commuting to the office to take virtual calls 😍

[ᥫ᭡ MET HARRY @zabelrry]

having big boobs actually ruin my fits

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”