Kevin Ellis

Building brands by day. Rewiring rugby clubs by night. Powered almost entirely by caffeine and curiosity. Slightly allergic to corporate buzzwords

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@labourlewis its pretty clear the chaos stops when you lot are out of government completely. Absolute joke - couldn't run a piss up in a brewery

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@SteveReedMP Get on with the job of fucking it up - gives a break you bell end

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@bphillipsonMP 😂

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@MikeTappTweets Another tone deaf labour stooge who like all in his party thinks that by saying something apologetic means we are stupid enough to just accept it - wrong. Accountability means action and as per you and your mob just try and fob everyone off

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@darrenpjones @Keir_Starmer You and your ilk are tone deaf. Labour are finished you do not listen and you are the ones creating division you have achieved nothing meaningful thus far from a manifesto built on broken promises

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@UKLabour your bio is out of date

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

This hasn’t aged well….

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

To all the Labour members and volunteers who have supported local campaigns across the country: thank you.

Together we will build a stronger and fairer Britain 🌹

[tony chesser @TonyKayjo55]

I am writing to the Muslims of the UK.

My family and I would like to settle in a Muslim country, the exact one yet to be determined.

My neighbors and friends, who are very close to me, would like to join me, as would their families, their family's friends, and even their friends' friends...

Therefore, there will be many of us in your country. Since we are all Christian, you will need to plan for the construction of churches and the closure of certain streets for our processions (rest assured, in our country it's only once a year, not five times a day!). You will also need to stock pork, bacon, and good beans in all your supermarkets to accommodate us, as we will be a minority and will need your understanding. This is OUR way of life, and you must accommodate us.

We are also bringing all of our dogs with us so we will need dog parks built and tolerance as we take them for walks down your sidewalks.

We would like all your religious holidays to be abolished, as they could offend the Christian community that we are.

We also request permission to participate in school outings wearing our crucifixes around our necks, and to eat our ham sandwiches in the school cafeteria and at work.

You will also need to provide a designated space in all your buildings where we can pray in our language, and you will need to provide a translator as we do not speak your language.

Should this request be denied, could you please provide us with the addresses of the police stations so that we can file a discrimination complaint?

Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Oh! I almost forgot, if my children set fire to your flag if the English team wins a game, could you please be as lenient as you are here?

I promise, I'll give them a good scolding...

Finally, I hope your government will give us loads of benefits and free rent while we adapt to your country, without even having to work, of course, whether it takes months, years, or generations...

Appreciate it!

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@bphillipsonMP Utter bilge and lies

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@Keir_Starmer Ahhh nothing better than starting the day with word salad, lies and gas lighting from Keith.

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@LizaRosen0000 Merry Christmas

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@Artemisfornow I suggest you go and spend a few days in a classroom and really understand what’s going on in the education system.

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@A1an_M @helenmallam Well said Alan

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP @wesstreeting It will definitely increase nhs appointments. More people going to doctor to get signed off work and then unable to work and claiming benefits….well done you absolute cock womble

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@Keir_Starmer 🤣

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@MKDonsFC What a great community initiative.

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@Keir_Starmer one for you sausage! You absolute quockerwodger

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@Keir_Starmer Just fuck off. No one is falling for this bullshit anymore. Jog on we have had enough

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@Ed_Miliband Are you joking 🙃

[Kevin Ellis @ellski]

@RupertLowe10 Why is he such a liar and gas lighter