baby devito

it’s all groovy

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

“People don’t notice when something is in place, they notice when something is out of place.” — that is circling in my head anytime I find myself at a moment where I could cut corners. And because of that quote, I never do.

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

@luccmcrae Is that JoJo Siwa

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

“I’m trendy too!!! I say skibidi all the time!”

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

I’ve been telling @aweisenborn to watch Landman for YEARS. He finally has and is obsessed. I’m glad he listened to me.

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

HSM2 album still slaps

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

IF YOU COULD SEE ‘EM NOW,

YOU’D BE PROUD

BUT YOU’D THINK THEY’S YUPPIES

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

there’s somethin’ about a “damn good cup of coffee” on brisk, gloomy, day.

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

but ripe and rip aren’t

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

why is live and live spelt the same

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

at this point I’m just convinced that anyone that drives a tundra is an asshole driver

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

having a hard time believing 2023 wasn’t just last year.

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

I manage social media
I got a new client who has been using his business account like it’s his personal for forever… last month I took over & sometimes when I get on there to check notifications & such I see what’s poppin up on his algorithm
I feel like I’m invading his privacy

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

It should be illegal to start your period the first year after childbirth. Wtf.

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

Y’know when someone takes a candid of you and you straight up look like a piece of raw chicken with tiny eyes & you just seriously wonder if that’s how you always look cause I don’t understand how that could ever have glow up

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

Ik every mom probably says this but my baby seriously is the most perfect one to ever bless this earth with his presence

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

I will never understand people that come over to your house and put their OUTSIDE SHOES on your COUCH &/OR BED 🤮🤢🤢🤢
WHAAAAT r u doing. u can do that at your house if you want but not here oh my god

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The mama really said no matter how much you have grown you are still my baby

[baby devito @ellyeyelash]

i always have dreams that have my mom in them when i need to see her the most

crazy how that works.