I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
if he calls it a...
cock = watches too much porn
dick = too much seth rogen movies
penis = nerd alert
wang = lives with mom
hog = trump supporter
wand = double nerd alert
wiener = wears socks to bed
knob = british
the d train = call the cops
mister boopsy = keeper
Me watching a horror movie: don't scream you pathetic idiot, stay calm and climb over the fence, you can easily escape
Me in real life: sp....spider there's A SPIDER
Isn’t it funny that this all start with 13 year old me making videos? Like I used to make $1 a day on YouTube and I saved for months to buy a microphone. I got 100,000 subscribers recording with my fucken iPhone cause I couldn’t afford a camera lol
My 10 favourite youtubers of 2018 in no particular order
James Charles
Mr beast
Cody ko
Willne
Dolan twins
Emma chamberlain
David dobrik/ vlog squad
Joanna Ceddia
Maxine O’Leary
Lemmino