ellykelly

Freelance idiot, anything above minimum wage considered

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

What #Santa are you? Alt Q: Which Santa do you want coming down YOUR chimney this #Christmas?

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob I investigate illegal images of children by looking at a screen with a magnifying glass - for fingerprints on the files obvs. Very occasionally I take a hard drive out of a machine and look at that with a magnifying glass instead. Deerstalker optional.

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Yup there was a little shudder over in the Midlands. Enough to jiggle my computer monitor about and make me thinking I was having a vertigo attack. #earthquake #england

[Patty Jenkins @PattyJenks]

My producer just sent me this... ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! This makes every hard day worth it. Thank you to whomever wrote it!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Defrosted my freezer with hairdryer today. Yes, people actually do it. Yes, it works really well actually.

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

#vegan #tshirt

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

The sad truth is that using Cilit Bang! on a heavily soiled microwave gives me the same level of contentment as this https://t.co/rpqtRoG9T9

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Me to anyone who votes Tory today: https://t.co/QQ8G7bHXyd #GE2017 #GeneralElection2017 #vote2017

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

@costareports Wheeeeee! Can't wait.

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Blood/red seems to be more 'dynamic'. Second place was always yellow, then blue, then green.

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

I ask this because the red team always won on school sports day and I always though it was basic psychology related to colour (red = blood)

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

A completely honest and (possibly naive) question - why are conservatives blue and labour red? #ge2017 #GeneralElection

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

@suzyp50 Tbh that lizard looks how I feel. No emoji adequately covers it.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

If you replace Sadiq Khan's name with "Superman" in Trump's tweets about the London Bridge attack you end up with Lex Luthor's Twitter feed

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Yeah...so now I'm just going to tune into twitter to depress the hell out of myself, basically. This used to be such a happy place.

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Oh and, I guess I'm also prepping 4 the #GeneralElection2017 tho no live tweeting the polling results for me (unless I get really drunk).

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

...though I have just depressed myself by going through my 'Following' list and removing all the celebrities who are now dead... 😢

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Gawd, it looks like I'm cranking up twitter again, solely to hate-watch what @realDonaldTrump is up to.

[ellykelly @ellykelly]

Emoji for John Noakes:👇🐶? #johnnoakes