wayne szalinski

elementary teacher, adrian veidt scholar, and sometimes artist

[fox ●ᴥ● @minhoautism]

this

[miffy 🐻‍❄️ @miffypost1ng]

watercolor paintings from the book views of polar regions, by charles hamilton smith (undated but probably produced between 1830-50)

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

No Other Choice didn’t get a single nomination. Naturally, Park Chan-Wook now has to kill the other nominees until they reluctantly give him the Oscar.

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

when i get my paycheck, i get me a nice toikey. and den i eat da toikey until my tummy urts. den i throw da bones at james

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

@beverlymantle You and five of these bitches

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

@beverlymantle It looks like you're fighting with a group of flight attendants

[Terror Screencap Drawing @terrorscart]

87

[glue @glitterglue699]

wait a second...

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

@beverlymantle I do actually need you to think about the untamed. Actually.

[beartrapped 🔞 @softending]

sorry, honey, i'll be late again, i've just been so tied up at the office this week

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

the book is just so perfect, is the problem

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

the long walk movie was Fine but also. not good

[number one lindus ravenous stan @beverlymantle]

show of a lifetimeee

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

omega mart coming in clutch for polar exploration fans

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

To be clear I have nothing against crozier or fitzjames and I love them deeply but let's be so for real. Tozer losing???
The only thing he HAS is how hot and strong he is. Dont take this from him

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

The final rounds of the terror sexyman poll are really just fuckable hunk vs main character huh.

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

@sebantain Honestlyyy

[the girl who does that stuff @areyougonnabe]

SOLOMON THEE TOZER

[wayne szalinski @ellymantle]

please. tozer must win.

[みちる🌸spruelling | post-CF withdrawal 🍉 @michiruze]

SECTION 3: Thomas Jopson vs Solomon Tozer!!!!!