Elly Osenton

Fuelled on ☕ & 🍷

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

I must have missed the memo on jellyfish tassels #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

@ukpassportcheck how would I book a slot at Liverpool for a fast track passport appointment. Child renewal? Can't find any via .gov website 😬

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

@HariboUKI_ hey guys, best way of sending a complaint email regarding allergen labeling when your forms are siting configuration error online?

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

@ASOS how can I speak to someone about a missing order? The virtual bot is stuck in a loop on chat.

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

@Starbucks vision board 💁🏼‍♀️ "upsell with every order :)" on the daily planner and just so we're clear, on the goal section "upsell - muffins, xtra shots, Xmas bakery items, venti drinks" 👍🏻✌🏻 #starbucks #starbucksvision #upsell

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Eyes down. Here we go....#GBBO #gbbo2021

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

@PDBell30 👀👀👀👀

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

I'll tell you one thing, blonde sister...she don't give a shit #TheCircle #TheCircleUSA #michelle

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Who's #Priya going to choose?
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Toby's run though guys 😍 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK #Toby

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Is Faye right or wrong? #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK #Faye

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Well Toby isn't getting the BOOHOOMan deal eyyyy #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Look...I am all for being positive about the way someone chooses to put their make up on BUT...I wore blue mascara thinking it was cool, and I wish someone would also tell Faye that she looks better without the brown ombre lip #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Oh...guys...it's just the style/colour of the glasses....disarm, disarm tweet

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

I'm sorry....but WTA.....green, is Teddy drinking? #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

I'm sorry....but WTA.....green, is Teddy drinking? #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Nice little ad on protecting your mental health, right before the postcard arrives specifically designed to chip away at people's mental health.....
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Uh oh...anyone else see the swerve? #chloe #hugo #friendshipisland #LoveIsland #loveisland2021

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Anyone else happily fucking married but livid they've never been given magnetic bracelets?! Like WTAF 😭😍 #imnotcryingyourecrying #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK #loveisland2021

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

/it's glorifying me so........

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I wouldn’t normally post something from the Guardian but this is beautifully written and astute https://t.co/qSNR0f2xBi

[Elly Osenton @ellyosenton]

Anyone else getting narcissistic vibes from #Toby or have I spent too much time on #tiktok #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK