ellen

Free Thinker. Catholic. Nerd. Enthusiast. Definitely Not a Bird.

[ellen @elm268]

Please, people stop clicking your fake nails on things in your videos. The noise makes me physically ill. 😖

[ellen @elm268]

@Ludacris now that we're older.. can we get you singing the Kid's Bop version of "Move," please?
Thank you

[ellen @elm268]

@realDonaldTrump while you're out changing things... Can we do something about these paper straws??? 😮‍💨

[ellen @elm268]

Is everyone else as obsessed with @ilona_maher as I am? 🤩😍

[ellen @elm268]

Mind you, this is more than 20 years ago now

[ellen @elm268]

Sometimes, I think about my freshman year in hs. My brother was supposed to pick me up, but I ended up walking all the way home. On my way home, a guy who was on the football team with my brother, who I saw drive home all the time, stopped and said something to me out his window

[ellen @elm268]

At the time, I didn't hear what he said, and I'd never spoken to him before. I just stared at him and kept walking.
I still don't know what he said, but I feel like it was "Are you Steve's sister?" ...and I just stared at him.
I think about this more than I'd like to admit.

[ellen @elm268]

Thank you, I'm freaking dead. @DragonForce

[ellen @elm268]

I am 100% here for @DragonForce but dammit if @DethkloK isn't the most metal thing I've experienced in my entire life 🤘🤘

[ellen @elm268]

@DragonForce thank you for an awesome freaking show in Indy!

[ellen @elm268]

@GimmeGimmeDivas why why WHY do you have to be in Indy the same night as Andrea Bocelli
😭😭😭

[ellen @elm268]

@GoodDaySac Thomas the Cat, from the Rancho Cordova Home Depot, is retiring tomorrow (12/30). He's been at the store for about two decades and is something the associates and the customers have looked forward to seeing whenever they came in.
https://t.co/ZNk8OFyulR

[ellen @elm268]

I just want to remind everyone that the original #adcampaign for Tide Pods said ONE pod for ALL load sizes. @ProcterGamble @tide
https://t.co/f8CBkUcLpW

[ellen @elm268]

My Google assistant just told me I needed to go to the vet... 😐

[ellen @elm268]

It's that time of year again...

[ellen @elm268]

I don't like the term "Friendsgiving"

[ellen @elm268]

It's been 27 years, and I still know every word to Luna's Boat Song from Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete.

[ellen @elm268]

I haven't stopped thinking about a Clue remake.
@JordanPeele I already have your entire cast laid out. All you have to do.. is everything else.
I'm just saying

[ellen @elm268]

Can we please get a Clue movie remake?? I already have the cast: @KeeganMKey (col. Mustard) @JordanPeele (director/police officer) @MarthaStewart (the cook) @nickjonas (Wadsworth)

[ellen @elm268]

@ActionNewsNow I'm not trying to be a dick... but is this a joke? April 1st?

[ellen @elm268]

Maybe I missed the communication... What do we call "tweeting" since its not Twitter anymore?
Like, I'm not gonna tweet this. Am I gonna X it?
And since I've already tweeted it out, have I Xed it out?
I'd like to know, please.

[ellen @elm268]

Who decided that "I'm up for it" and "I'm down" should mean the same thing?