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personal diary of unhinged thoughts

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

girls, gays and theys arriving at big brother 15 minutes late tonight

[ell @elmaooooooo]

pauline try not to say the word ‘organic’ challenge: hard
#bbuk

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[ell @elmaooooooo]

i think i will genuinely be 80 years old doing a vlog of the district nurse giving me an enema before i mature enough to delete snapchat

[ell @elmaooooooo]

i am SO broke but it’s the nbhd next week AND jamie t and tame impala tickets are out !!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[ell @elmaooooooo]

you think ur parent dying & dealing with all the funeral arrangements & coroner’s court is the worst thing ever but then you have to clear their house out and get rid of their car too !!!!

[ell @elmaooooooo]

the racism levels on facebook are really increasing by the day

[ell @elmaooooooo]

@LidlGB THANK YOU SO MUCH JOE! Have a great day

[ell @elmaooooooo]

Hi @LidlGB pretty please could you bring these back ASAP. They are my boyfriend’s favourite food and he has been stockpiling the last 3 in this bag in our freezer for over a year… today is finally the day he has decided to eat them (despite being OOD) and he has literally cried

[ell @elmaooooooo]

@LidlGB PLEASE he has autism and these are literally his safe food. I am scared what will happen if we go into Lidl one more time and you don’t have them.

Here are my Lidl points so you know I’m a real one too

Ok I love you Lidl please get back to me

[ell @elmaooooooo]

travelling is not for the faint of heart when you’ve become accustomed to a bf who carries all your luggage :(

[EnergyUp @EnergyUp_]

7 Early Signs That Might Indicate Your Liver Is Silently Starting to Fail

1: You suddenly wake up between 2 and 3 a.m. repeatedly.

[✥ @qamrlight]

i love when women are 26

[ell @elmaooooooo]

i also guilt tripped the dj into playing it by telling him my dad just died lol

[ell @elmaooooooo]

there is no purer moment of joy in the world than having a boogie with ur girlfriends when dog days are over by florence and the machine comes on in the club

[ell @elmaooooooo]

turkey teeth have always been & will always be horrendous

[gracie facie @hisfavstepdad]

texting

[ell @elmaooooooo]

my dad died last week and my car has died this week what’s next