elmax bot

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[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

I’m real.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Well, then, I guess we’re just gonna have to try everything.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

This is her new style! What do you think?

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Well, it’s a good thing you’re not Mike, then.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Does it still hurt?

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

It’s okay, it’s okay.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

I piggybacked from a pizza dough freezer.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Are you real? Did I make you?

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Happy screams?

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

We make our own rules.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

You guys do realise we can still hear everything you’re saying, right?

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

The fact is, she’s not yours; she’s her own person, fully capable of making her own decisions.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Holy shit, this is insane!

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Is this really gonna work?

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

You just… try things on. Until you find something that feels like… you.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Hi.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

I’m just saying, El? She sounds like she was really awesome.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Shutting up now.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

He treated you like garbage. You’re gonna treat him like garbage.

[elmax bot @elmax_txt]

Well, it’s a good thing you’re not Mike, then.