elbel🥀

c'est la vie

[Bill P @BillPunumana]

I love my gf

[trash jones @jzux]

hey i can’t come in to work today i have to indulge my childlike sense of joy and wonder

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

yeah instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

Stop making people go around the room and introduce themselves and give a fun fact.

[VALERIA @valvsval]

We're really on borrowed time. So choose people that choose you, and let everyone else be.

[elbel🥀 @elmelshaw]

@YodelOnline Hello can I divert my parcel please as I provided a wrong address?

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

What an exceptionally beautiful thing this was. Thinking of the entire family at Balmoral 😔

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Alice Beveridge @alicebeveridgex]

Can’t lie Iv never understood what the numbers at the petrol station mean and probably never will

[elbel🥀 @elmelshaw]

@FirstBusnews I want a refund for my time and money. Don’t put a bus on your countdown when you have no intention of it turning up. The 44 service is the most appalling I have ever experienced.

[JAYDE FREMPS 🔥 @realjoe04_]

Me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.

[elbel🥀 @elmelshaw]

Check out this store! https://t.co/nLT2UZxwKx

[Lois @loisoliviaj]

how many lives must be lost before the conversation shifts from what women wear, where women go, who women are with, what women drink….. to men.

[whiz @frankwhiz1]

I’m the naked window neighbour and that’s your problem because why are you looking through my windows?

[wilf @friendlykitties]

i don’t know why red pandas stand like this but i must request that they never ever ever stop

[lauren🧝🏼‍♀️✨ @fairiemushroom]

The fact that England can’t lose a football game without a fuck load of people committing hate crimes and domestic abuse is literally terrifying

[Danny @dannycommockx]

Always invite your mates to places it’s mad how much it can do for their confidence. Never be the one to leave them out.

[elbel🥀 @elmelshaw]

@virginmedia our wifi in Bristol has been down for nearly 12 hours now, any explanation or update? Thank you