Sammmmantha 🎀

UCLA TFT 2018.

[Sammmmantha 🎀 @elmersgluiscool]

I have no limits anymore

[Sammmmantha 🎀 @elmersgluiscool]

@AfricanGodling how do I get a hard copy of this to frame ??

[trash jones @jzux]

has a therapist ever said something so wack to you that it gave you the ick and you had to fire them

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Sammmmantha 🎀 @elmersgluiscool]

@thiswildlife ok when

[Sammmmantha 🎀 @elmersgluiscool]

if u & ur best pal’s Spotify wrapped aren’t almost identical are u even two best pals …..

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

napping together? as a date? ofc

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

How am I supposed to explain to my dog that breakfast and dinner is delayed due to “daylight savings”

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

[bear @iamblackbear]

i came
i saw
i had anxiety so i left

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Until you have a dog you don't understand what could be eaten.

[Alexander 23 @alexander23]

hey dont ever ask me “is it okay if my dog comes over too” i will not tolerate that level of disrespect. i want your dog to come over more than you it just doesnt know how to drive or use google maps.

[Sammmmantha 🎀 @elmersgluiscool]

@AfricanGodling sorry u have a TEXT NUMBER?! dang I see u

[meryl wilsner (they/them) @merylwilsner]

adhd texting is changing subjects mid convo and just adding “unrelated:” to the beginning of the text so it doesn’t seem so out of nowhere

[Sammmmantha 🎀 @elmersgluiscool]

Ah yes nothing like landing at 5a CT and the rental car place opens at 6:30 so guess I get to hang out here in this airport for a while !!!!

[Sammmmantha 🎀 @elmersgluiscool]

@AmericanAir I need to be in Dallas by noon tomorrow, but you keep cancelling my flights. I know weather is real, but can you please refund my ticket so I can find a flight?

[idobi Radio @idobiradio]

Pop punk shows will have you traveling to random cities you have no business being in

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

You loved playing “Allergies or COVID?” Now get ready for “Mosquito Bite or Monkeypox!”

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

whenever someone talks about money laundering i immediately imagine amelia bedelia dry cleaning dollar bills

[sarah @sablaah]

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket https://t.co/AyCif3GL1p