Cervantino 🇵🇸

let me be your coffee pot

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

woo new video from this egg 🥚

https://t.co/adzJhuvC79

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Toronto4Palestine @Toronto4P]

If youre wondering why the US ambassador keeps vetoing the resolution for a #ceasefire we found the answer. It looks like ambassadors for the US were precisely picked for previously stating they will always support Israel. Here is what Robert A Wood said before he was chosen.

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

Reinstate Dr. Yipeng Ge and Launch Inquiry into uOttawa Faculty of Medicine - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3A5vty1qaV via @CdnChange

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

one of my pet peeves is when businesses/clinics list their services in more detail than necessary, yet leave out the prices.

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

@TheCatABoo i am a random dude that is true why am i here

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

the only reason i got top surgery was to smoke shirtless on my balcony. fantastic.

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

@Harry1Storm @JustLeanIn1 @SirMickeySmoove @Vlmasters0 @MidgetSpinnerM @LeftieMidwife @KCMiller1225 They were saying the balding was happening regardless of the individual taking testosterone or not. Of course testosterone expedited it but the balding issue was already there. Then you send an unrelated quote back lol

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

@Vlmasters0 @SirMickeySmoove @MidgetSpinnerM @Harry1Storm @LeftieMidwife @KCMiller1225 I knew that at 15 so yes lol

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

currently in waiting mode 🥹

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

@youbumlicker hahahhahahahahah screw u (good one)

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

woo new video from this egg 🥚

https://t.co/adzJhuvC79

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

while i do understand the problem with the name "middle east", saying that I'm West Asian really doesn't have the same ring to it 😂

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

new vidsie after 6 months 🥵 pls watch i have not SLEPT

https://t.co/nXTikx0fwl

[ًraj @legorajs]

italians would go into cardiac arrest if they ever found out what south asians put in their pasta

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

cis males who waste nice suits by wearing them with sneakers??????? <<<<<<<

[Jordan Arthur Thomson @jthomsonPHIL]

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

[Cervantino 🇵🇸 @elmocello]

waking up at 5am to find my cat’s head stuck in a timbits box

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES