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[elmo. @elmonotes]

I keep my worlds apart for a number of reasons. One of which is that I cant have 'em all falling apart at once.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Got drunk on the beach with my best friends chatting about carelessness and our serious jobs and it’s just another reason why they are my people for life.

Invest in your friendships. Never stop loving and showing up for your community.

[sm @sorayaa_mc]

gallivant and laugh loudly with my coworkers 🙂

[Mauroy @mauroytweets]

one day we affi guh watch a Ad before we can answer a phone call

[elmo. @elmonotes]

A when a election? Feel fi some new road 😫

[Awash in dilemmas and deficiences @suebellaC]

Fascinating to watch a pothole grow from a baby to a full fledged adult with children.

[M🤑ney M🧲gnet @wealthyamoy]

Tread lightly if u asking me what I want for Christmas. At the top of the list are 3 AC units lol

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me when I stayed up late and then wanna act shocked that I’m tired in the morning.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

And I don’t care who wants to call me crazy BUT I still believe he’s not dead😭

[Dwayne Anderson @IamDAnderson1]

See everybody ah talk bout dating. Unnuh deeven have water fi bathe go pan date.

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

When you’re still tired from last week’s tired 😴, but tomorrow is Monday 😭…

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

to comeback after all she's been thru, jamaican women so strong

[edwidge fancy cat @orlandohh_]

One year straight me a shit ina bag and fling offa da teacher deh.

[sugar spice⁷🪩 @mninenye]

My mother talking down on women for not wanting to have kids but the enemy is closer than she thinks

[Tɪɴᴀ 🤍 @AthenaMarley]

I know it's a taboo subject but I think we should all plan our funerals while we are alive so it's easier for our loved ones.

[Jayson @iamjayyson]

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

[dead @_xnes]

and if me dead a mawnin, mek sure unu tell all a me gyal dem different time fi funeral cause me cya tek ee noise a me head.

[LEE𓃰 @xo_lee21]

Clouds: ☁️☁️☁️
Thunder: ⛈️💥
Rain: “I’m not coming.” 😭

[sm @sorayaa_mc]

just came back from vacation and i immediately started planning what im gonna do for my next 😭 need that

[The Stoned Accountant @Bouncer0307]

My mama’s new microwave got an unlock button….i damn near snatched it off the counter 😳

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks