Elmos

Mi Sin̈orita❤️‍🩹💕
1of 3😎
GOD'S child🙏🏼
VALUE life💪
ARSENAL🤍❤️||ATLETICO DE MADRID🤍❤️

[GoonerNick @nickvann1987__]

🔴⚪️ So emotional & happiness mixed with goosebumps for any Arsenal fan that watches this 💯⚪️🔴

[Richiez @Richiegold_6]

"Boring Football"

[そらつる @soratsullu]

体の関係になってから

たいていの男は、まずクンニから入る。イかせようと何分もアソコを舐め続ける。それがいい男の条件だと思ってる。

でも実際に起きるのは：

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

Don’t micromanage your woman.

Don't check her fucking phone.

Don't stalk her.

Don't overanalyze every move she makes.

Set firm boundaries. Enforce consequences.

Walk away from disrespect.

But don't be stupid enough to think controlling her will stop her from cheating.

If she wants to cheat, she’ll find a way.

You can't control loyalty.

You can only control what bullshit you're willing to tolerate.

Focus on your f*cking self.

[مساعد @almshf4]

كيفية التعافي السريع بعد القذف وتكون جاهز للجولة الثانية بأسرع وقت

أشياء فرقت معي هي:

[𝓙𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓞𝓞 @thani22346]

25 sweet texts to send in the afternoon:

1. "Hope your afternoon is treating you well."
2. "Just a little break from your day, from me."
3. "Did you eat something yet?"
4. "Afternoon slump? Here's a smile for you."
5. "You popped into my head, so here I am."

[Sbonga Mathobela @Mathobelasbongs]

Uyambona umuntu ongenayo ibudget ka December ozifanela nami😭

[Enugu Ezechiteoke @Onyekaa_Ezugwu]

Dear men,

-Watermelon gives you a harder erection.

-Avocado gives you strength.

-Pineapple boosts your libido.

-Banana stops premature ejaculation.

-Apples maintain your blood pressure.

-Coconut provides you with natural energy.

-Cucumber gives you stamina.

-Pomegranate increases your sex drive.

-Nuts help keep your heart stable during sex.

-Carrots make your sperm thick.
- watermelon is good for erection.
- exercise is good for your overall health
- - green beens is good for the bones

Men, fall in love with these fruits; Repost for others!

[Ms VK @Troll_SAfootbal]

Respect elders , please 🙏

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Believe AoG @Believe_AoG]

Can we?🥹🥲

[Aduragbemi 💙❤️💪 @ObafemiEmm54226]

We go again today,
Money must be made 💪

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

“Hey Babe, I’m currently busy but I promise to text you when I’m done, I love you”

That's how to communicate 👍🏿

[Just Esther @Just__Esther]

No matter how horny you get, resist the urge to watch porn or masturbate.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

life been lifing and i still gotta clock in

[NoLeftTurn🚫⬅️ @NltTurn]

♥️♾️🎯

[chole_bhature🐧 @fcuk_off_bitch]

“did you guys date?”
no. we just texted every day, spent hours talking, flirted, acted jealous, gave each other mixed signals, got attached, became a part of each other’s routines and then became strangers with memories we can’t even talk about :)

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace.

That alone is a blessing.

[ˢⁱᵛᵉⁿᵏᵒˢⁱ @_mavesta]

guys bathini abazali benu xani nxibe i g-string?

[bʋcӄy ֵ ❄️ ͏ྀི @cultishballet]

how do people hydrate properly without having to pee every 5 seconds