Alan Murphy

Editor and freelance writer

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@zoeharcombe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@DeviateDefiant @Alexarmstrong @andyburnham 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[David Yelland @davidyelland]

Andy Burnham knows, when he looks out at the media attending any press conference, that a huge chunk of them are paid to harm him, paid not to listen and whose bosses represent a circular firing squad out to undermine him.

This is the reality. This is why it makes sense, on a day like today, to let the speech flow through broadcast media unmitigated by ‘But is Ed going to ruin the economy by being Chancellor….’

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@nclfuzzy @DG68020 @ChristianJMay Real stress is not having enough money to pay the bills.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@lmharpin @BBCNewsnight I set an alarm Monday to Friday, but I'm not a racist, so Reform are *not* on my side.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@kokeshimum Last of the Summer Whine

[David Yelland @davidyelland]

People who don't know Manchester need to understand the city's Jewish and Muslim communities have lived side-by-side for years, especially precisely where this despicable attack has happened... it will do so again... it will not be cowed by evil.

[Cllr Martin Abrams @Martin_Abrams]

Man on left attended prestigious Dulwich College Private School - Fees £45k per year 💰

Man on the right attended Prestigious Eton Private School - Fees £60k per year 💰

Proving @reformparty_uk is 💯% the party of the Establishment for the Establishment

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@Teamgrassroots_ I reffed for a season for my son's under 16 team. This kind of abuse is endemic in the game, but I'm in my 50s and pretty thick skinned. Sadly, there are some parents who shouldn't be allowed within a mile of a football field.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@watchalltolearn @KayBurley @Keir_Starmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@PeteBrownBeer @Keir_Starmer 'Island of Strangers' sounds eerily similar to 'Citizens of Nowhere'. I've just ripped up my party membership card. We shouldn't be pandering to the racist rump.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@PeteBrownBeer @thetimes Which beer matches with 'Never Gonna Give You Up'?

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

Peak CAMRA.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@PeteBrownBeer This is rife amongst boys of high school age. We need more education on the dangers and where it can lead. You should watch 'Adolescence' on Netflix.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@PeteBrownBeer They're also the craziest drivers in Europe.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@totalcurtis Old Peculier. The right choice.

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

Daughter's graduation in York was a bit emotional. Need to recover...

[CAMRA @CAMRA_Official]

🎉 Congratulations to the CAMRA (@CAMRABooks) authors nominated for The British Guild of Beer Writers (@Britbeerwriters) 2024 awards.
🖋️ We are very proud to work with Matthew Curtis (@totalcurtis), Dr Christina Wade (@Braciatrix) and Adam Wells – well done for being shortlisted!

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

@bearnotpear2 @bphillipsonMP @MartinSLewis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Alan Murphy @elmurphster]

When you know you're in the south. #flatbeer