Anton Enetjärn

Stocks. Football. Movies. Grandmas favourite grandson. Love my 7 followers.

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@RasimReiz Han är grym! Största talangen på planen 😉

[Maymies @Tringers__]

Man with Parkinson’s disease tries marijuana for the first time.

[raiden @raidenfomo]

THE MAN WHO TURNED $10,000 INTO $8 MILLION EXPLAINS IN 7 MINUTES WHY MOST PEOPLE NEVER GET RICH

his name is Joel Greenblatt, one of the best investors of the last 30 years. no motivation talk, no "believe in yourself". two facts, and you'll never think about money the same way

fact one. the best fund of the 2000s made 18% a year. the ordinary people who put their money in it LOST 11% a year. same fund. they panicked on every dip, came back after every rise. the fund was right. their nerves weren't

fact two. the S&P 500, the thing everyone calls the safest investment on earth, automatically buys more of what's already too expensive. the "safest" instrument in the world makes the same mistake scared people make. nobody at your bank will say this out loud

the market never took anyone's money. people hand it over themselves, at the worst possible moment

watch the 7 minutes before you invest a single dollar anywhere. it will save you more than any advisor ever will ↓

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@edels0n Cant park the bus there mate

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@Wilbacher Du har mer fel än du har rätt Thomas 😘

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@LTrossard Always a legend trossy! ❤️🤍

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@stats_feed Wack tweet

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@Gheanven Eww. Looks wack.

[10 april 1889 @BajenAdam]

Elanga när domaren blåser av sextondelsfinalen och vi slagit Frankrike med 3-0 men han tror det betyder att vi åker ut

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@RaminNasibov The holdovers

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@realroseceline When will your book be available for purchase Mr?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The most underrated illustrator you’ve probably never heard of: Guy Billout

Born in 1941 in France, Guy Billout is a master of visual irony who has spent decades subtly challenging our perception of reality. After beginning his career in advertising in Paris, he moved to New York in 1969, where he was discovered by legendary designer Milton Glaser. His career soon took off, and he became especially known for his 24-year run at The Atlantic, where he was given remarkable editorial freedom to create single-page illustrations that appeared ordinary at first glance—until a single impossible detail turned the entire scene on its head.

His work is heavily influenced by the ligne claire (“clear line”) style popularized by Hergé, featuring crisp outlines, subtle gradients, and minimalist compositions. Beneath their calm, architectural precision, Billout’s illustrations are deeply philosophical and quietly surreal. His work has earned him a place in the Society of Illustrators Hall of Fame and inclusion in the permanent collection of the Smithsonian Institution. By using visual “glitches” as a storytelling device, Billout reminds viewers that even the most orderly worlds can be undone by a single poetic disruption.

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🤍 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Yan Diomande emotional letter to his late sister:

"Dear Roxane,

Remember when somebody bought me a fake United jersey, and I wrote Ronaldo 7 on the back with the black marker?"

"We didn’t know rich or poor. We just knew happiness."

"Remember 25 people sleeping in one house back in Abidjan? Mum wanted to watch her soap operas. Everyone else wanted to watch movies. Remember how I always used to fake like I was asleep and then go into the TV room after midnight? I’d put the TV on real low. Just like 2 volume bars. I’d watch football in the dark and dream."

"Remember when the adults saw me playing football in the dirt and nicknamed me “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I would shoot? And remember how I was secretly so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?"

"Remember when I went to play so far from home? I was 9 years old. Inter Foot Sud Comoé, all the way near the Ghana border. Just a little boy on his own. I don’t know if I ever told you this story, but me and the other kids used to go into the village and steal potatoes because we were so hungry. We did a “bank heist.” Two kids distracting the shop owner, and 18 other kids running out with two potatoes. They weren’t even good. But they tasted amazing. Hahahah. It’s still my favorite thing to eat. Boiled potatoes with some oil. It reminds me of those times."

"Remember when I got my first real football boots, and I used to sleep with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition."

"Remember when I would come back home, and you would tell my friends from the neighborhood, “Why did you stop training? Yan is not going to buy you cars. You have to keep working."

"You were 10 years old, and already my agent."

"Remember how we used to sit and dream about moving to France? How we were going to go shopping and get our own apartment and I was going to be a rich footballer with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about nothing. You were the one who always believed that I could be the next Cristiano, when everybody else laughed."

"Remember when I moved to America for high school at 15, and I was so homesick? I didn’t know what anybody was saying for months. They sat me next to a French kid, and he tried to translate everything the teacher was saying. Remember when I called you, saying, “You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with teachers."

"Back home, you know we wouldn’t even dare to blink at our elders."

"Remember when I couldn’t believe the kids were smoking after school? You used to say it sounded like I was in an American TV show."

"Remember when they took me on trial at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise even came up to me after one training and said, “Yo kid, you’re really good.”"

"But they still didn’t sign me."

"Even the B teams in the MLS didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why. They never gave me a reason. The adults handled everything. They just kept taking me all around Europe, and everybody kept saying no."

"My visa was up. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together."

"You were the one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed for Leganés and we cried different tears."

"That was back when I used to have emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just blank."

"I don’t even think I shed a tear the day they told me that you were gone. I was just in shock."

"It was a few weeks after I made my debut for Leganés. Who makes their debut at 18 against Real Madrid? It was too crazy. It was a dream."

"And then it was a nightmare. Someone kept calling me from back home. I was annoyed. I didn’t understand why they kept calling me."

"I picked up, and they didn’t even soften it. You know how it is back home. No emotions. Just……..

“Your sister is gone.”
“What?”
“She died.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Somebody put something in her drink at a party, and she never woke up. She is gone.”

"You were 15."

"15."

"I never got any answers. I don’t know if I want to know why. Maybe it was jealousy. Maybe it’s just something that happens in our country. Maybe I could have protected you. I don’t know."

"I try to trust God’s plan. It’s all I can do. I don’t try to forget, because I know I won’t forget. All I can do is use the pain to work harder, and to do everything we dreamed about."

"I wrote this because I can’t speak about it. I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on. I will make sure that everybody knows your name. The whole world."

"Everything I do on a football pitch, it’s for you."

"So much has happened since I last saw you…… You would not even believe it. I don’t know if I believe it."

"You know what’s crazy? After my debut against Madrid, I actually swapped shirts with Mbappé. Remember when we used to watch him on TV, and you’d say, “Mbappé? Yeah, he’s good. But my brother is better.”

"I was wrong about one thing. I don’t want to be rich. I see what it does to people, even to family. When I was at Leganés, everything I was earning, I was sending home. It got to the point where I didn’t even want money anymore. It was just a burden. They never stopped asking. I guess they thought I was a millionaire already. I didn’t even have an apartment. I was living at the training ground in a room with no TV. Just football and sleep, football and sleep."

"I didn’t want a big house. I didn’t want cars. I just wanted to put everything into football. Everything to show the world that my sister was right……."

"Ha…. you will think this is funny. When I moved to play at RB Leipzig, I was always late. Well, not late. But I was on time, which in Germany means you’re very late."

"So you already know what I did next. I started arriving 90 minutes early to everything. I was so early all the time that the guys started calling me “The German.”"

"I always have to overdo everything. I have zero chill. You always said that."

"The pitch is the only place that I feel at home anymore. It’s the place where I feel calm, and I can speak to you. I just wish you were still here so I could tell you….. We did it."

"Everything you said came true."

"We’re leaving for the World Cup tomorrow. For real. Your brother is going to play for Côte d'Ivoire, like Drogba, like Yaya, like Gervinho."

"I don’t even look at it like a game. I look at it like a stage. This is my chance to show the whole world what you saw in me. Every time I score, I’ll make sure everybody knows your name. I’ll make sure they don’t forget you."

"You always said that I could be better than Cristiano. If I see him there, I’ll tell him hello for you."

"I’m going to do what you predicted, I swear. Before I even had real boots, you were telling everybody, “My brother is going to be the greatest in the world.”

"I will prove that you were right, or I will die trying... Your brother, Yan."

— @PlayersTribune

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Pitbull once launched a promotion for his energy drink by promising to visit whichever Walmart location received the most online votes. Internet users quickly turned it into a prank, rallying support for a store in Kodiak, Alaska—and Pitbull actually followed through and made the trip.

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

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[Erik Niva @ErikNiva]

Det påstås att 20 år har gått sedan han gjorde sitt första VM-mål, det sägs att han ska fylla 39 nästa vecka.
Inget av det är sant, eller i alla fall inte relevant.
För Argentinas nummer 10 finns ingen ålder, för honom finns ingen tid.
Leo Messi är evig.
https://t.co/9FvoBd96cv

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

Diatta i senegal e ruskigt fin.

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@ekonomigurun_ Släng med Amazon så kanske!! Taangos.

[Anton Enetjärn @elnucky]

@ekonomigurun_ Nja.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

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