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[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[natalie @nataliestwt]

you can tell when a guy has a dog just to get pussy and it’s deeply unattractive

[puerto freakin @SHORTlRICAN]

stop telling your girl “wait till i get paid” bc i got it right now and she thinks im cute

[ِ @anjoazl]

the secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so ppl think u are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of ur life

[🙎🏿‍♀️ @taiwo2turnt]

I lowkey have a type but im tryna ignore it so i can say i don’t have a type

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[the bull @BullOnStandby]

Murder is in his blood

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

There isn't a single soul in this world who knows my entire story, and I find peace in that.

[Miss Perry @Chayneashley]

Confrontation is fun cause what’s going to happen if we all just be honest?

[Libriscent @libriscent]

i think it’s very important to have a little cat to come home to at night

[FKA Morena / Brianna @fkamorena]

he really dgaf it’s kind of inspiring

[weed_slut_420 @weed_slut_420]

It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut

[Sword @aboysaysnoword]

being pretty & single is rlly hard eb think u got all these hoes wen in reality ur traumatized n crashing out at home everyday.

[holytuesday ☘︎ @givemetuesday]

Men say they want a hot strange woman and then they pull a hot strange woman and don’t know what to do

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me tryna find my friend’s table after i agreed to meet them at the restaurant

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

i love original ass people. like you really you. i love that.