eloisegeraldine

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You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

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What color is your shit?

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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

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jaguars

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Pele

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schadjoe

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If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

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So, you're a girl huh?

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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

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You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!

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Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

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Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

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GiuseppeRossi22

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Do you work at Subway? Because you just have me a footlong.

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IGN

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I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny.

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