Elise Lombard

[Elise Lombard @elom23]

Me in the Zaxby’s drive-thru yesterday

[Megan McCall @mrach17]

Anyone else ever get a 30 second crush on someone you see while driving?
Like
you sir, in the Jeep on 400 south, are cute. Hope you have a nice day

[Max Godby @OhMyGodby64]

I demand a public apology from every coach I’ve ever had...

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

What's the 1999 World Cup winning US Women's Soccer Team up to now?

We checked in with @JulieFoudy, @MiaHamm, @MichelleAkers10, @joyfawcett14, @KristineLilly, @BriScurry, Carla Overbeck, and @brandichastain to find out!

[Elise Lombard @elom23]

In Shrek 2, when Donkey and Shrek take the potion, did we ever find out what happened to dragon? Like Fiona changed, wouldn’t she have too? #latenightthoughts

[Elise Lombard @elom23]

@ErinGreenbean I’m really just not seeing a downside -@alexisneve 😂😂😂

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

“could a depressed person do this???” i ask, perfectly balancing a bowl of soup, a jar of pickles, peanut butter, an orange, and tea in my hands as i walk from the kitchen to my bedroom preparing to eat my first meal of the day in the middle of the night

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Throwback to the best video on the internet ...🤣�

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate? And wouldn’t someone who’s had, say, 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule???

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

One Of The Most Insane Errors This Generation Has Made Was Turning Leadership/Positivity Into A Negative Trait.

[Elise Lombard @elom23]

#GoDawgs! I am rooting for Georgia to win the #SECChampionship!

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

neighbor: did you steal my trampoline

are robert

me:

accusations harmful

[G @stevensongs]

My daddy was a canned cranberry sauce man, and his daddy before him, and his daddy before him. All the way back to my great-great-grandaddy pilgrim at the very first Thanksgiving. I come from a long line of canned cranberry sauce men. I'm a canned cranberry sauce man.

[silky johnson @tarebutton]

nobody:

gmail when you sign in from an unauthorized device:

[alex 🥀 @alexs589]

someone said dua lipa dances like Tess Tyler in camp rock so here y'all go

[Addatude @addatude_]

I thought that the kid who saw mommy kissing Santa Claus saw mommy participating in an affair before I ever considered it was the dad dressed as Santa